Dudes do u have this problem...?

[maxrep]

IDK maybe this is TMI but I never used to notice, didn't realize or just never thot about it but the last few years my stuff hangs down in the toilet when doin my business HA HA!. I mean its either all up in the front of the bowl or hangs down in the water and it bugs me. I mean how can I expect my babe to go down on me after my stuffs all junked up LOL! What do I do to keep it up out beside holdin on to it until I'm done?

[CleverName]

Just hold on until you are done... Whats so hard about that??

[nuttychick]

Originally Posted by maxrep

I mean how can I expect my babe to go down on me after my stuffs all junked up

Ye Gawds man have you not heard of a wash cloth or shower...
I could be positive in thinking no woman wants to go down on you after you just had a dump....

[nuttychick]

Originally Posted by CleverName

Just hold on until you are done...

OMG What a clever idea lol so hard to type sarcastic

[dancingdoc2]

IDK
TMI
my stuff
my business
its all junked up

What do all these words mean?
I was a cryptographer in the service and I have learned a bit to texting shorthand but this post is clear as mud.

[nuttychick]

IDK = I Don't know
TMI = Too much information.... I think lol
my stuff = Penis and Testicles
my business = vowel motions opps bad typo Bowel is the right word lol
its all junked up = Messy from bowel motion (I think lol)


lol Doc I think mud is a bit clearer

[demonbuttercup]

LOL nuttychick
I have wondered this myself... I guess if you sit w/ your legs more together... than spread apart.. then your stuff would sit up on your legs? I dunno?!?!? lol
I think it also depends on the toliet.. some are shaped different and some smaller than others. I guess its a compliment if your junk is so long it's hanging in the water LOL but yea don't want it in the poo water... that could cause infections!

[nuttychick]

how bout tie a string around it and attach it to something (like around your neck)

[maxrep]

Originally Posted by nuttychick

Ye Gawds man have you not heard of a wash cloth or shower...
I could be positive in thinking no woman wants to go down on you after you just had a dump....

Duhh ya i know but i still think of it even after scrubbin it....I don't ever let my babe do me dirty
What i'm sayin is it never used to be a problem

[maxrep]

Ok I know I'm gonna hear it on this one but most times I gotta PISS too when I do my business! So holdin it isn't an option. It ain't always done when standing up LOL!