This rant is exactly why I should turn gay!

[Ducy]

Oh my god. I am going to censor ninety percent of this for fear of getting banned. But I am so sick of ****ing girls. Seriously grow the **** up. Stop playing games with people.

How is it that someone can be 100% sure they are lesbian yet still have sex with me? My best friend is gay. She is sooooo sure of it. Because the last three times we had sex she wasnt very wet. The first time was cuz we sat their masturbating each other for almost 30 minutes so its like no duh. She was soaking in the beginnning but by the time sex came she was dried up a bit.

Second time we were waiting for the VCF to dissolve and she dried...so she is automatically gay cuz she didnt stay wet the entire time. So she starts pushing me away...no more being as close as we were. (Laying together for a nap hanging out a lot) then suddenly I start being in a better mood. (Now taking 5 HTP to help with mood and sleep cuz I believe I suffer from SAD) anyways we become closer than we have been since august (the second to last time we had sex) So then I start training her. (I am currently undergoing personal training certification.)

We exercise, I start stretching her afterwards for a cool down (stretching a client is very sexual in nature....the way you stretch their legs and such) So she starts looking as if she is getting turned on....getting a little touchy (hand on my hand while I am pushing her leg and just little things.

So afterwards she is telling me how she is tired and wants to take a nap....we do half hour later I wake her up so she can take a shower and get ready for school. She rolls over and starts cuddling with me. And slowly grinding against my leg.

So I put my hand on her ass and she gets on top and starts riding me. So I say lets go to the shower (She was near the end of her period so I didnt want to get blood on her bed)

We get in the shower, and basically **** like jack rabbits. Every position imagineable. So after I was like was this something bad that should have never happened and she was like yea I couldnt even get wet so it was kinda hard to do.

Yet she had a tampon in so no **** she would be dry. Now she is pushing me away again. Its like WTF one minute you are getting close, laying with me, getting friendly and next thing you know shes pushing me away. Obviously there is some sexual tension between us cuz if she was gay and had no interest she would never have been so eager to screw me this most recent time.

But she is so stubborn and narrow minded that she thinks that because she was wearing a tampon and was dried up even though she was horny it was because she isnt attracted to guys.

God I am so sick of this kinda stuff. I mean hell everyone who knows her has said to her I dont think your gay...just bi. Yet she is sooooooooooo sure.


OH and then my cousin...oh she is such a skank I swear. I cared about her and always watched after her. When I found out she was high and at the beach I was going to go pick her up...then when she called me back to say she was raped I was in my car with a bat ready to go to jail.

Then when it happend a second time at a party (which in my opinion I think was just her changing her mind midway through sex) I was still ready to fuck someone up. When she would call to say she was wasted and in LBC but didnt know where just that it was at some guys house I would stay up all night worrying about her.

And when she was getting harassed by some guys ex telling her to stop talking to her supposed man and that the only things coming out of her mouth is a dick I called the chick up and told her if she didnt stop I would have her ass arrested for sexual harassment and when the guy went up to my cousing to talk to her I stood there cussing him out and when he busted me in the jaw I just stood there and took it like a man cuz I didnt want my cousin to get arrested (was drunk and if I started fighting cops would come and thats the end of her)

So she starts talking to my best friend. She ditches me to go to a gay pride rally (she is supposedly bi now) and makes out with her on the beach. She makes plans with her and stands her up. So I text her like wtf. She gets mad and starts telling my friend all these lies and when I was like why you talking about me behind my back I thought we were close

So she says OH were never close you only care about myself. And I say really I dont thats fucking hilarious. So she starts cussing me out saying I am a homophobe and dont like my best friends friend cuz I am unsure about my sexuality and am a closet fag.

After that she calls my friend and says I am a saying these mean things. So she stops talking to summer (best friend) for a good month. Then calls her drunks saying how she wants to be with her and really likes her and that she didnt date her and stopped talking to her cuz I was getting in their relationship and I still loved summer and how even though I was mean to her she didnt wanna overstep her bounds cuz it wouldnt be cool to date her cuz's ex....

Basically trying to make herself look like a goody fucking two shoes. And my friend believed it so now I think she is going to get hurt.

I am so fucking pissed right now!!! Ugh.

Oh and girls dont go to the gym acting wearing the shortest shorts, and a ten size two small tank top with no bra and get pissed when guys hit on you. And dont walk over to guys who are busting there ass trying to work out and flirt with them. The benches are not meant to be sat on while you talk to someone. And stop saying someone must be gay cuz he is trying to work out and doesnt pay attention to you making a fool of yourself trying to be sexy while doing 1 pound bicep curls.

And finally, yall seriously need to get over this whole age obssession. I worked up the courage to talk to this girl at the Block (mall near my house) and we had a great conversation. She was going on about ow it was so nice to meet a mature guy who she could hold a simple convo with and wouldnt have to worry about them checking her out or ogling her breasts.

We had similair interests, she was a studying to be a trainer just like me and she loved movies and video games...sounds too good to be true right?

Well she invites me to go get a drink and I was like sorry I cant. She asks why and I said I was under 21. So she asks how old and I said 19 (turning 19 in a month so who cares) She goes oh...yea that wont work I got 4 years on you, tells me how she loved talking had a ton of fun and walks away.

Seriously WHAT THE ****

[smallestoftheclan]

Were you trying to do something with her having a tampon in her? Maybe I misunderstood part of this rant.

[Ducy]

No...she pulled the tampon out and then we got into the shower. But somehow she cant connect the dots...tampons soak up blood...or all liquids around it for that matter. She thinks it means she isnt turned on.

[sera300]

Ducy: Now I understand whats been bugging you. Have you considered expanding your circle of friends?

Sorry, we do like to chat w/men at the gym; where else would we be able to? However, I do offer to spot them.

And I have taken up dating men much younger.

So, there is help out there for you...look for an increased group of friends.