question about taking a dump

[Jiffylube854]

I'm spending thanksgiving week at my girlfriend's parents place.

Here's my problem. I take ENORMOUS dumps, and I take them daily. They almost always clog the toilet at my place.

What do I do? Is there any way to make one's dumps smaller?

[Cook2b]

eat less maybe?

[sera300]

Add some benefiber while away and flush frequently!

[Ducy]

Do it the woodsmans way...Go find a tree...dig a hole...and bury it when your done...not only will it help fertilize, but its impossible to clog the ground. (since your at your girls parents place...do it at night)...yes its strange, but hey Im forced to do it when I got out camping...just look at it as a camping trip.

[cyclefreak]

Eat less. Less input means less output.

[HardNgood]

Originally Posted by Jiffylube854

I'm spending thanksgiving week at my girlfriend's parents place.

Here's my problem. I take ENORMOUS dumps, and I take them daily. They almost always clog the toilet at my place.

What do I do? Is there any way to make one's dumps smaller?

Well WHATEVER you do...try NOT to think of this situation!! ROFLMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpIGPVu8hVU

[Brandye]

I really did not need to know this. Flush a few times so smaller amounts will be hitting the pipes at any one time. Of course, if you are Austrian, those toilets are designed to clog!

[Jiffylube854]

This is a serious question guys. I can't flush more, because it's all one big log. I can't eat less...I am a skinny little guy as it is.

[Brandye]

OK, I am being serious, too. Flush more and to help ease that down, increase your intake of fruits, vegetables and roughage. Add a stool softener if that does not work. If you clog the pipes frequently, that is a dietary issue - unless you are in Austria (worst toilets in the world).

[Jiffylube854]

What about "ONE BIG LOG" don't you understand? Flushing more wno't help, as it comes out in one log. I will try the increase of fruits and roughage, that's a good idea.