Being too predictable

[puma_7]

My man has told me that I am too predictable, but I don't think I am, we have been together for over a year now, so I don't want to lose him. Do anyone have any suggestions to how I could change being predictable and surprise him?

[dancingdoc2]

Here are a few ideas:

* Whisper sweet-nothings in his ear before one of you leaves for work and tell him you have something special in store for him when he (or you) returns, later.
Let him ruminate on that thought for several hours......

* If you are home and awaiting his return at a certain time, warm the bathroom, fill the bathtub with warm water, light a candle or turn a nightlight on, and...
a) either greet him by letting him find you sitting in the tub
b) wait, and escourt him into the bathroom where you then disrobe him and help him into the tub where you will then sit in front of him

* Prepare the bed, and prominently lay out the tools of your trade like a vibrator, fuzzy mitten; doctor's equipment like a tongue depresser (popsicle stick), stethoscope, etc.; massage oil; lubrication; dildo(s); Ben Wa balls, beads, etc.

* Rent a Motel 6 type or inexpensive Ma & Pa motel room for the evening

* If you have an adult motel in your area, so much the better--rent this one!

* On the way home from somewhere, suggest a detour that takes you on a country road then stop and pull over onto a wide spot or just off the road.

* Make love backwards! Instead of heads and feet in their normal positions, place your feet toward the headboard and heads at the end of the bed. This is often just enough change of pace to rekindle passion

* Lay a path of rose petals from the bed to the bedroom door and down the hallway or to the bathroom. Have mood lighting in the bedroom.

* If you are not normally the initiator, then take the proverbial bull by his horns (balls) and have your way with him, undressing him along the way. To whet his interest, wear something seductive under your clothing that you can begin to take off also.

* Sit him in a straightback chair and then perform a striptease dance for him
* While he sits there, consider doing a lap dance, also

* It is one thing to try new and different positions; it is quite another to make love in different settings. Reversing yourselves on the bed is just the start. You can make love on the living room floor, sofa, deck, back yard, kitchen counter (forget the dinner), back country road, foot/bike trail, while at the beach lying between two blankets--one to cover the sand, one to cover the two of you.

* Greet him at the front door either naked or in your finest and sexiest outfit.

* Rent an adult video and begin watching it with him. Part way though it, inform him that you can do for us what he is seeing on the TV and then get up and begin the live action. If he enjoys the sound effects, then be sure to "ooo" and "ahh" and "mmm" for him while you work your magic.

OK, I could go on, but it's time for contributions from the rest of the group.

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