I'll be away for a while.

[batman527]

Dear SexInfo101.com users,

I'll be away until the middle of July at training for the Marine Corps. I'll miss you all, and I'll hold everyone here in a very special place in my heart while I'm there. I'm sure that I'll never actually get the opportunity to think about any one of you, but regardless...

So, you will all just have to wait until I get back before you have any guillotine-relationship-justice dispensed upon you Your's Truly again. Feel free to stroke my ego in the survey above.

Sincerely yours,
Batman

[pozzolane]

Stop with the movie quotes!!

LOL. kidding!

actually I love the movie quotes because I have seen all the ones you have quoted! And they are the exact type of movies I love. I think you should have quoted south park and family guy a little more often. GIGITY GIGITY GOO!


Like when you threatened to quote the entire script of Basketball? haha. I really wish you would have!

Take care man!

Pozzolane

[Brandye]

Hey Bat,

We shall really miss you. In the Uk that message would indicate that you would be off for sandy spaces for a year. I hope it is truly just training and wish you the best looking forward to your return.

My vote is self-evident. LOL
Brandye

[WallyLlama]

Hmmmm... you mean it's not possible to have a long distance relationship with an entire forum????

Darn.

Do well and make us proud!

[dancingdoc2]

> I'm sure that I'll never actually get the opportunity to think about any one of you, but regardless...

Having been in the Army, I can tell you that even during training, service men need to masturbate. Please think of us then!

[bluesexy69]

I feel like I've been cheated. I just go here and I've
found your post to be the most helpful. Not only is
the advice great but the comedy makes it sound less
like a big problem and more of a little issue. good luck
and we'll miss you.

[thumper]

hello how do ask a ?

[nursefluffykins]

so how / where do u masturbate in the army? It sounds like such a controled and non-private environment...