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Fluids + car seat = mess.

So me and my lady friend where havin sex in the my car and she was on the bottom with her bare bottom to the seat. Well long story short she made a bit of a mess with her fluids :P

Well now I have a rather large and not so explainable stain on the seat. It's kind of milky white on a black seat... Brand new car too. Anyone know a good way to remove said stain?

Ewww lol
I would think any type of fabric or upholstery cleaner.

Just drop your car off at a car detailers place and get them to detail your car,that should take care of any stains :)

Next time you may want to invest in some seat covers you can launder on your own.

She did not make that mess; you did. The major constituent of the wespot is semen. There is about a tablespoonful and, as it liquifies, half is absorbed through her vaginal walls and half drains out. There will be some vaginal lube mixed in.

The good news is that it is competely removed by washing.

I do notice that you are typically male in identifying problems as being caused by the woman. You have masturbated, you knew what was coming out of you. Your car. Have a towel.

[QUOTE=Brandye;167360]She did not make that mess; you did. The major constituent of the wespot is semen. There is about a tablespoonful and, as it liquifies, half is absorbed through her vaginal walls and half drains out. There will be some vaginal lube mixed in.

The good news is that it is competely removed by washing.

I do notice that you are typically male in identifying problems as being caused by the woman. You have masturbated, you knew what was coming out of you. Your car. Have a towel.[/QUOTE]

All that isnt the point. What does it matter who it was?
The main point is he has a stain & needs to ge it out!

Your message wasnt very nice or welcoming for the guy either.

Well, it is eminently washable and I told him that.

Sirene, you need to spend some time as a woman and listen (or read around the boards) how men "give" us our sexual pleasure and how our bodies are the messy ones. And, I am not the greeter.

Finally, something I really do know about.:D Get some upholstery shampoo, the kind in an aerosol that makes a foam. Spray on a good layer then get a soft scrubbrush and warm water and work it in. As you add water it will keep making suds. Don't be afraid to get it good & wet. Then get your wet or dry shop vac and suck up as much of the cleaning solution/water as you can. Let it dry overnight & go over again with the shop vac. A carpet steamer with an upolstery attachment will also work. If you don't own either and intend to keep up with this activity, I'd recomend investing in one or the other. A beach towel or motel room could be another option unless you do car sex for the kinky aspect.:cool:
Don't mind the gals around here. They really are a swell bunch of people and I can see the point that actually both of you made the mess. They probably just don't understand how anal some of us guys get about our cars.

Remember, If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. Red Green

[QUOTE=Brandye;167379]Well, it is eminently washable and I told him that.

Sirene, you need to spend some time as a woman and listen (or read around the boards) how men "give" us our sexual pleasure and how our bodies are the messy ones. And, I am not the greeter.[/QUOTE]

So you resent men for being the way they are?
You need to get over it. Things have always been the same & things are always going to be the same.

We do give you sexual pleasure, just in the same way women give us sexual pleasure.

[QUOTE=Brandye;167360]She did not make that mess; you did. The major constituent of the wespot is semen. There is about a tablespoonful and, as it liquifies, half is absorbed through her vaginal walls and half drains out. There will be some vaginal lube mixed in.

The good news is that it is competely removed by washing.

I do notice that you are typically male in identifying problems as being caused by the woman. You have masturbated, you knew what was coming out of you. Your car. Have a towel.[/QUOTE]

Nope, sorry, but she made the mess. We used a condom and I did not get to finish because we got busted by a friendly police officer. :p

Anyway, I guess I'll get some Shout carpet cleaner or something and give it a try once the weather isnt below freezing. And as for the hotel room, we've been doing that ever since..

sperm semen sperm semen ....enjoy the wet spot

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