I love flirting, but find I do it mostly at WORK! I work with a lot of men...13 in my department alone and I am the oooooonly woman. All that testosterone is such a turn on! They all love it, though!
Currently, I'm messing around with one guy at work and we flirt with each other all day long...on the phone, in front of each other, however we can. It's hot, but a little distracting sometimes, especially when I have to go into the bathroom and masturbate, but I digress...
Hmm. Can't seem to figure out WHY my work isn't getting done.
[QUOTE=Quote (Tessie @ Feb. 27 2005,20:13)][QUOTE=Quote ]At 36, I'm only JUST realising that the 40+ female demographic is unjustly maligned. Too bad so many of them are married...[/QUOTE]
Wow Jaybee I am impressed with this realization of yours.
Great story too. I am sure you would be lots of fun to flirt with. [/QUOTE]
Oh, you ain't seen NOTHING yet, sis. You have no idea of the enormity of the refit going on here at every level, mental, physical and social.
That episode on Saturday night was merely an early test phase of the prototype, one of dozens more pre-launch trials this spring. The finished, polished, toned-up, buffed up product will be unveiled - or rather, unleashed - this summer.
[QUOTE=Quote (yetagainsorrows @ Feb. 26 2005,16:37)]Oh, Jaybee...do go on.....[/QUOTE]
I wish I could meet a girl with YOUR stamina...
Fraid I'm not as good an author as I am a lover....but I my mum told me, "Jay, when a lady sets you a challenge, NEVER fail to rise to the occasion!"
By half-time, and despite the age/race differences, I had her eating out of the palm of my hand; she had both feet on my stool, leaning into me only inches from my face, and only thrilled by my bold touching of her legs and arms when I wanted to make a point...
Of course, she STILL tried to to seize the upper hand in the proceedings, and asked why we guys are turned on by Bi's...I countered, "Sorry love, you two don't strike me as a couple, even though you might be lipstick lezzies!!"
She and her young Angelina Jolie lookalike friend laughed at their flimsy covers being blown at my savvy, but in a brilliant move, she asked why guys are so turned on by two girls together, yet so repulsed by two guys.
I put on my best horror-flick face, my face changing frrom friendly to creepy. "Ha, It's simple. I could tell you; but then, the price of selling out my gender is death to me...and you Sorry".
She buys the deception, but it isn't enough; this is a different breed altoghther. She leans in, utterly uncowed; this is a woman who doesn't fear; it's fear that's scared of HER. "My will's made. Go for it.", she stares at me unwaveringly, her blue eyes burning straight into my brown ones.
Now it's my turn to be stunned; this is the difference betweening schmoozing some naive 20-something chick, and a 41 yr old operator who could humble ME in a few areas.
"Well...when you're a teen guy, the girls aren't putting out for another 10 years, but you're already drowing in your own semen. Notice how it's only since the early 90's that the whole girl-girl thing took off?" So now you have a generation of guys who like girl-girl.
She genuinely looks stunned. "That's IT?"
"That's it."
She quickly regains her cool. "And YOU? Do you like girl girl?"
I'm thrown. For all my intellect, I should have anticipated that question; but the alcohol is coursing through me. I didn't. My face still looks lost.
My mind, however, is far well into the fight.
"I prefer boy - girl - or rather, boy-WOMAN"....
We look at each other - and my statement about married women resurfaces simultanenously in both our minds...
[QUOTE=Quote (yetagainsorrows @ Feb. 26 2005,16:05)]Wow, Jaybee! That was a good read, I was totally into the story. I want more!!! Story time!!!
And as for flirting, all I can say is IAm, better back off my man! Flirting can be the begining of great anger.[/QUOTE]
It was just at the point she mentioned her husband, and that he was also Pakistani (I'm of Indian ancestry) that I kicked the flirting into high gear. The gloves were REALLY off.. Nonchalantly, I asked how tall he was.
"Oh, I'm not sure in inches".
I reared myself to my full 6'0" "As tall as me?"
She looked up, visibly impressed. "Ummm...yeah, about the same".
I leaned down slightly to look deeper into those gorgeous eyes she had, deepened my voice to a baritone, and asked;"And as big as me?"
(I'm 244Ibs of mostly muscle)
She looked me up and down quickly, her eyes flashed in astonishment, looked back up at me and shook her head in a, "F*ck, no!!" motion.
Her throat tightened as she realised my mass - I spared her the work of untightening her throat,
"I'll take that as a no", winked at her, and sat down.
Was in full 'Flirt Mode' last night. Saw this gorgeous blue eyed lady who happened to be the best catch in the pub, which IS a saying a lot, SCORCHING blue eyes, her younger competition was good, but even they didn't match up. You should have witnessed the scene, like something from the Twilight Zone.
There was a nice battle of wits between us, she tried pulling the "I'm a lesbian - oh no, I'm actually Bi" card, I saw through it immediately, and I mentioned my teen-like stamina, and also played the race card both to and against my advantage (I love white girls and their blue eyes, but a lot of you like darker guys...don't you think my dark eyes are DEEEEEEEEP..)
She was VERY good at teasing, 2 decades of Alpha female at age 41 pointed directly at me; but she was up against a formidable intellect that is Jaybee, a child prodigy in a man's body. A VERY manly body. Challenged to admit I and my party were attracted at her and her 20'is friend's proclamations of Bi and all that draws guys like flys to flames, I looked deep into her eyes, with my most child-like wonder, and without changing that look, whispered, "Dont' equate youth with innocence". She bared her brilliant white choppers in retaliation, and her blazing blue eyes both in surprise and arousal.
I suppose I shouldn't have raised her hopes, she told me she was married early on in the convo. "Sorry, I have a rule - if you're married, all that'll happen is talk. Other guys have different standards, but that's mine".
At 36, I'm only JUST realising that the 40+ female demographic is unjustly maligned. Too bad so many of them are married...
Do you like flirting? ~Yes, I think it's great fun and a great way to get to know someone. I am an equal opportunity flirter. Meaning, men and women are fair game with me.
Where do you flirt? ~Wherever there is someone I want to flirt with and they are willing to flirt back. Mostly at different message boards, through chatting, in e-mails, at Wal-Mart, Oh and the cute guy at the McDonalds drive-thru. ;)
How do you flirt? ~Through humor mostly and paying attention to the person. Flirting can be made through words, smiles, eye contact and many other ways.
Ever taken it too far?~I have never taken it further then I wanted it to go.
LOL Al. I think we all knew what you meant though. I actually didn't even catch that it said flity until I read your second post. lol. Shows how good of an obersever I am.
Anyway I've digressed back to topic at hand. I very much enjoy flirting. As some of you may have noticed. I think a little innocent flirting can be done all in good fun. I suppose if taken too seriously it can result badly but I think for the most part it's just all in good fun.
don't stop digressing... just as it was gettinginteresting!
I love flirting, but find I do it mostly at WORK! I work with a lot of men...13 in my department alone and I am the oooooonly woman. All that testosterone is such a turn on!
They all love it, though!
Currently, I'm messing around with one guy at work and we flirt with each other all day long...on the phone, in front of each other, however we can. It's hot, but a little distracting sometimes, especially when I have to go into the bathroom and masturbate, but I digress...
Hmm. Can't seem to figure out WHY my work isn't getting done.
[QUOTE=Quote (Tessie @ Feb. 27 2005,20:13)][QUOTE=Quote ]At 36, I'm only JUST realising that the 40+ female demographic is unjustly maligned. Too bad so many of them are married...[/QUOTE]
Wow Jaybee I am impressed with this realization of yours.
Great story too. I am sure you would be lots of fun to flirt with.
[/QUOTE]
Oh, you ain't seen NOTHING yet, sis. You have no idea of the enormity of the refit going on here at every level, mental, physical and social.
That episode on Saturday night was merely an early test phase of the prototype, one of dozens more pre-launch trials this spring. The finished, polished, toned-up, buffed up product will be unveiled - or rather, unleashed - this summer.
London...lock up your daughters.
[QUOTE=Quote ]At 36, I'm only JUST realising that the 40+ female demographic is unjustly maligned. Too bad so many of them are married...[/QUOTE]
Wow Jaybee I am impressed with this realization of yours.
Great story too. I am sure you would be lots of fun to flirt with.
[QUOTE=Quote (yetagainsorrows @ Feb. 26 2005,16:37)]Oh, Jaybee...do go on.....[/QUOTE]
I wish I could meet a girl with YOUR stamina...
Fraid I'm not as good an author as I am a lover....but I my mum told me, "Jay, when a lady sets you a challenge, NEVER fail to rise to the occasion!"
By half-time, and despite the age/race differences, I had her eating out of the palm of my hand; she had both feet on my stool, leaning into me only inches from my face, and only thrilled by my bold touching of her legs and arms when I wanted to make a point...
Of course, she STILL tried to to seize the upper hand in the proceedings, and asked why we guys are turned on by Bi's...I countered, "Sorry love, you two don't strike me as a couple, even though you might be lipstick lezzies!!"
She and her young Angelina Jolie lookalike friend laughed at their flimsy covers being blown at my savvy, but in a brilliant move, she asked why guys are so turned on by two girls together, yet so repulsed by two guys.
I put on my best horror-flick face, my face changing frrom friendly to creepy. "Ha, It's simple. I could tell you; but then, the price of selling out my gender is death to me...and you Sorry".
She buys the deception, but it isn't enough; this is a different breed altoghther. She leans in, utterly uncowed; this is a woman who doesn't fear; it's fear that's scared of HER. "My will's made. Go for it.", she stares at me unwaveringly, her blue eyes burning straight into my brown ones.
Now it's my turn to be stunned; this is the difference betweening schmoozing some naive 20-something chick, and a 41 yr old operator who could humble ME in a few areas.
"Well...when you're a teen guy, the girls aren't putting out for another 10 years, but you're already drowing in your own semen. Notice how it's only since the early 90's that the whole girl-girl thing took off?" So now you have a generation of guys who like girl-girl.
She genuinely looks stunned. "That's IT?"
"That's it."
She quickly regains her cool. "And YOU? Do you like girl girl?"
I'm thrown. For all my intellect, I should have anticipated that question; but the alcohol is coursing through me. I didn't. My face still looks lost.
My mind, however, is far well into the fight.
"I prefer boy - girl - or rather, boy-WOMAN"....
We look at each other - and my statement about married women resurfaces simultanenously in both our minds...
Jaybee
Oh, Jaybee...do go on.....
[QUOTE=Quote (yetagainsorrows @ Feb. 26 2005,16:05)]Wow, Jaybee! That was a good read, I was totally into the story. I want more!!! Story time!!!
And as for flirting, all I can say is IAm, better back off my man! Flirting can be the begining of great anger.[/QUOTE]
It was just at the point she mentioned her husband, and that he was also Pakistani (I'm of Indian ancestry) that I kicked the flirting into high gear. The gloves were REALLY off.. Nonchalantly, I asked how tall he was.
"Oh, I'm not sure in inches".
I reared myself to my full 6'0" "As tall as me?"
She looked up, visibly impressed. "Ummm...yeah, about the same".
I leaned down slightly to look deeper into those gorgeous eyes she had, deepened my voice to a baritone, and asked;"And as big as me?"
(I'm 244Ibs of mostly muscle)
She looked me up and down quickly, her eyes flashed in astonishment, looked back up at me and shook her head in a, "F*ck, no!!" motion.
Her throat tightened as she realised my mass - I spared her the work of untightening her throat,
"I'll take that as a no", winked at her, and sat down.
Jaybee.
Wow, Jaybee! That was a good read, I was totally into the story. I want more!!! Story time!!!
And as for flirting, all I can say is IAm, better back off my man! Flirting can be the begining of great anger.
Was in full 'Flirt Mode' last night. Saw this gorgeous blue eyed lady who happened to be the best catch in the pub, which IS a saying a lot, SCORCHING blue eyes, her younger competition was good, but even they didn't match up. You should have witnessed the scene, like something from the Twilight Zone.
There was a nice battle of wits between us, she tried pulling the "I'm a lesbian - oh no, I'm actually Bi" card, I saw through it immediately, and I mentioned my teen-like stamina, and also played the race card both to and against my advantage (I love white girls and their blue eyes, but a lot of you like darker guys...don't you think my dark eyes are DEEEEEEEEP..)
She was VERY good at teasing, 2 decades of Alpha female at age 41 pointed directly at me; but she was up against a formidable intellect that is Jaybee, a child prodigy in a man's body. A VERY manly body. Challenged to admit I and my party were attracted at her and her 20'is friend's proclamations of Bi and all that draws guys like flys to flames, I looked deep into her eyes, with my most child-like wonder, and without changing that look, whispered, "Dont' equate youth with innocence". She bared her brilliant white choppers in retaliation, and her blazing blue eyes both in surprise and arousal.
I suppose I shouldn't have raised her hopes, she told me she was married early on in the convo. "Sorry, I have a rule - if you're married, all that'll happen is talk. Other guys have different standards, but that's mine".
At 36, I'm only JUST realising that the 40+ female demographic is unjustly maligned. Too bad so many of them are married...
Flirting is fantastic.
Jaybee.
yeah, i like flirting, i wish wish i knew when i was doing it and what i was doing. hmph
Oh I'm not about to stop!
My, good as new... i guess you can stop now? OH... erm... ok, keep going then!
No need for a sponge. I've got my tongue.
Well regardless let me clean that up for you.
need a sponge?
Oops sorry. Am I being distracting?
*unbuttons another button on my shirt*
Stop leaning forward when you are wearing such a low cut top Iam!!
Of course not Al. And I'm definately not a flirt.
*wink wink*
And naturaly you won't find me flirting with anyone.
i love to flirt, but i am painfully shy. it takes a while for my true personality to open up.
i guess that's why it is so much fun to flirt here
!
i real life, its much harder, but it is amazing when i meet someone who can bring it out of me immediately and i lose all the shyness.
Never taken it too far. At least not counting what goes on here
i dont think my wife would appreciate it! 
Do you like flirting? ~Yes, I think it's great fun and a great way to get to know someone. I am an equal opportunity flirter. Meaning, men and women are fair game with me.
Where do you flirt? ~Wherever there is someone I want to flirt with and they are willing to flirt back. Mostly at different message boards, through chatting, in e-mails, at Wal-Mart, Oh and the cute guy at the McDonalds drive-thru. ;)
How do you flirt? ~Through humor mostly and paying attention to the person. Flirting can be made through words, smiles, eye contact and many other ways.
Ever taken it too far?~I have never taken it further then I wanted it to go.
You flirty? lol, never!
it would help if i could spell the topic properly!!
LOL Al. I think we all knew what you meant though. I actually didn't even catch that it said flity until I read your second post. lol. Shows how good of an obersever I am.
Anyway I've digressed back to topic at hand. I very much enjoy flirting. As some of you may have noticed. I think a little innocent flirting can be done all in good fun. I suppose if taken too seriously it can result badly but I think for the most part it's just all in good fun.
I don't for one minute think that cadj and Tessie would flirt
and definaately not with each other, lol!!
It's quite shocking I know!
oops... you made me spill milk on my trousers. Hang on a second... i don't have any milk...???