Hi everyone, I just had to share my first experiences with my new silicone anal tee probe. It is 4 and a half inches long, and made by California Exotic.
I began by using it without lube, and even though I could take it all in, it was not easy to move. Went out and got some KY water based lube the next day, and what a difference!
I can thrust it as fast and as deep as I want and it's as smooth as silk. The silicone is especially good as it adjusts to your body temperature.
For my first toy, it's blown my mind and really contributed to my sexual experience. So if anyone's thinking of some anal experimentation, don't be shy, but get some lube!
If anyone has something to add, feel free...
LOL! thanks Oberon
[QUOTE=Quote (Tjdude @ May 08 2004,16:04)]Toaster oven?? ... ehh ...
Tjdude to the world. "I don't get it"
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TJdude, when Ellen Degeneres "came out" as a lesbian on her show. There was this "toaster oven" joke.
Laura Dern's character and Ellen were hanging out together and Dern assumed that Ellen was a lesbian. Ellen got all offended and made a comment about how "I've heard about you people and how you recruit." and Dern responded with "Yeah, you're right. Darn! One more recruit and I would have had that toaster oven!" to which Ellen said, "What is that? Is that "gay" humor? If so, I don't get it!"
Later, when she was trying to tell Dern that she really was a lesbian she said, "What I'm trying to say is, the joke about the toaster oven? I DID get it."
That's the toaster oven joke.
Toaster oven?? ... ehh ...
Tjdude to the world. "I don't get it"
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But good for you MetroGuy, i hope u find some other toys so u can share your experience with us
Toaster oven?? ( Should I pretend I don't get that?
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Ellen to Laura Dern, "I did get the joke about the toaster oven."
No, I am not trying to convert/lure any straight guys over to the "dark side". We need straight guys. If it weren't for straight people, who would play us on television?
I just wanted to say, "Congratulations!" on being open enough to explore your options. Glad you enjoyed yourself. I think more straight guys would enjoy anal play if they would just give it a try.
[QUOTE=Quote (oberon @ May 07 2004,04:36)]I think more straight guys would enjoy anal play if they would just give it a try.
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That's absolutely right. I find that it's a totally different kind of pleasure. When a guy is having sex or masturbating it has to eventually build up to a climax and it's over...
With my tee, I can continue with the anal sensations for as long as I want, over and over. Not to mention how different it feels to be penetrated, as opposed to penetrating someone.
LOL... You sound as if you've found Nirvana!!
Glad you are such a convert. And I read your other post, and it sounds like you've done your homework (use condoms if you are going to share, etc...). Good Job!
You may now go out and preach to the masses!
Have fun.
Oberon, you looking to score a toaster oven? ROTFLMAO