Thoughts as they flow, none intended to be too critical(!)

Personally I find it annoying when girls look at me putting a condom on. I haven't been a virgin for many years now so I think I just about know how to get one on by now.

Farting - just plain wrong. Particularly when I'm giving her head. (Think about it.)

Personally I don't mind girls talking about other guys. But if it's done as a comparison thing (even if I come off better) then I find that can be very much a man vs woman thing which is annoying.

Another one that's difficult for me (and this is mostly as I've started practiscing tantra in the past few months and need this as part of the connection) - I don't like women looking away when I'm doing the Missionary Position.

More if I think of any.

Cheers,

Ringo

one of the wost that happend to my freind dont try to stick anything in our ass

-Answer the phone

-Catch one of the guys testicles under her while in the cowgirl position. Ow ow ow ow.

Dont talk about past experiences, unless it is about one of the past one that you, as a couple, have had.

-She should defiantley not say that she has had better cuz that will ruin the moment if not the relationship.

-Fart during sex (Agree w/ Cool Macs)

-Get up and leave after she gets done having sex with you

More of a joke,

Some lady came up to my truck... while we were in the middle of having sex, we were in a different town from which we live in, and had no clue who she was, never see her again.... she was in a big jacket, hat, and sunglasses...

my Xg/f didnt get embarrassed, just stopped and told me to deal with it...

ok Number 7 on that list, didn't make... sense.

saying the wrong name

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Umm
1) Start talking about your previous sexual experiences
2) Telling the guy he is a weak man if he blows his load after 3 hours of screwing (some guys last like 3 - 5 mins)

I can think of a million more but for some reason i can't right now....so weird...anyway i'll try to get back at this at a later time

"is that it" That'll ruin the moment there, or call you matt if your names really pete.

fart....

girls aren't supposed to use the other hole for anything... j/k

duh... common sense would say not to scrape, unless you are into that sort of thing.

Watch your teeth when you're giving a blowjob.

This applies 2 both the people that are in the bed, be a sensitive caring person, think b4 u speak, don’t do anything your partner isn’t comfortable with and use common sense…if you do that you shouldn’t need to memorize a list of what not 2 do

I agree with the phone thing (happend 2 me 3 times. It was her dad which was fun!)

Or, talk about everyday stuff, really kills the mood!

Where to start, these are what ive learned from my ex-g/f

1) Dont ask me " Are You Finished Yet "

2) Dont ask me " Are You CLOSE to Finishing ? "

3) Sex is intimate, dont tell me not to lean on you, or have my body on yours.

4) Calling me the wrong name (obvious one here)

5) Try sex in other positions, dont be so boring.

6) Wanting me to kiss your nipples then telling me that you wont go near mine because its gross is just wrong

7) Just because a women we DONT know at ALL sees us having sex in my SUV not even in OUR town, when we will NOT see her again! DOES NOT MEAN TO STOP!!!

These are a few

ha ha thats funny!!!girls dont fart they fluff!!!

I wouldn't advise any girl to take info off here as being 100% for their man. Just read through a few posts, and thought to myself.. "Wow, im completely different to that". So maybe take on board the general concensus, but remember the guys here are all very different, and who knows where your man fits on the spectrum.

As for me..
- A girl whos confident; she knows she got flaws, but she dont give a fuck
- A girl who is willing to try things and even take the initiative.. if she wants to throw a finger at the male g-spot, why not go for it?
- A girl who doesn't ask for cuddles - if you get them you get them.

Teeth! Lord have mercy women, no teeth!!!!

:D

Do whatever you want....just dont break my penis!

do guys love having their nipples kissed as well as us women? What about their necks?

Yes to the former, depends on the individual for the latter.

Men's nipples are not as sensitive as a woman's yet get him turned on and if you do not tickle him, manipulating one or the other provides a great boost toward an orgasm. One is often more responsive than the other, learn which one is. Involve one or both after he becomes very highly aroused.

definitely not a fan of when i'm really getting going and my girl looks up at me and says "could you finish soon its starting to get really sore" i dunno, i vote tough it out

[QUOTE=vatech204;229389]definitely not a fan of when i'm really getting going and my girl looks up at me and says "could you finish soon its starting to get really sore" i dunno, i vote tough it out[/QUOTE]

Thats horrible.... Sex is meant to be about mutual pleasure, I certainly wouldn't want to (and don't) keep going if my gf gets sore. I don't want to be doing things to her that are painful and she shouldn't have to just put up with it. Though if you are talking about the way the girl stops things, then yes there are more diplomatic ways than what you said.

the worst 1 of all i have found is when the male decides that he is goin to turn over and pretend 2 go to sleep its very annoying

im a girl and even when im having sex and its starting 2 get sore i make the lad go more its quite enjoyable tell your girl to lie back relax and enjoy the ride lol xx

my kinda girl

DON'T under any circumstances put your tounge,finger,hand...ANYTHING near a man's AssHole! I dont know about any other dudes but that will get you kicked clean in the face from me.

i'm gunna go ahead and call bullshit... love it

[QUOTE=SoFreshSoClean;229791]DON'T under any circumstances put your tounge,finger,hand...ANYTHING near a man's AssHole! I dont know about any other dudes but that will get you kicked clean in the face from me.[/QUOTE]

Speak for yourself, dude. I love it.

[QUOTE=SoFreshSoClean;229791]DON'T under any circumstances put your tounge,finger,hand...ANYTHING near a man's AssHole! I dont know about any other dudes but that will get you kicked clean in the face from me.[/QUOTE]

How charming... a man who would kick a woman in the face

[QUOTE=SoFreshSoClean;229791]DON'T under any circumstances put your tounge,finger,hand...ANYTHING near a man's AssHole! I dont know about any other dudes but that will get you kicked clean in the face from me.[/QUOTE]

This is a case in point about a person not knowing what he does not know.
You are missing out on involving nerve endings outside, inside, and of course the Prostate, that will intensify orgasms and even help trigger them, particularly the elusive ones.

"Playing Ball" and How To Tips for Prostate Massage
This is also an excellent tutorial for people interested in and concerned about the how-to of Anal stimulation as well as play.

I also take exception to your last comment. I hope any woman who hooks up with you knows beforehand that you have this volatile side, not to mention such little concern for her as a person or her wellbeing. For shame, dude, for shame.

Oh joy; happy man is back with his thoughts which again are "out there", kicking a woman in the face. Do that to me? Might get seriously injured!

Sorry, many men enjoy it...more than anyone could ever imagine! But with such a limited imagination, sex must be so boring!

But then again that's probably why he's dated the same woman for the past 8 years. Not many would take his nonsense & drama. Maybe the proper label for him is the "Drama Queen", Nutty.

Getting intimate with many men as I have, they DO enjoy it!

[QUOTE=sera300;229824]. Maybe the proper label for him is the "Drama Queen", Nutty.

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Yes Sera.. A few other words spring to mind as well....

I can't really believe he said that.... Goes to show how pathetic
the guy is to admit to wanting to kick a woman in the face
in a public forum... hate to think what he is like in RL....

[quote=nuttychick;229827]Yes Sera.. A few other words spring to mind as well....

I can't really believe he said that.... Goes to show how pathetic
the guy is to admit to wanting to kick a woman in the face
in a public forum... hate to think what he is like in RL....[/quote]

As I said he is the "DRAMA QUEEN"...RL? Same, if not worse. In an IT [for my Master's] course...it was said people let their inhibitions go on-line. Imagine real life?

Please, whatever you do, ladies, do not mention a previous partner.

Afterwards, perhaps, but please be careful with your current partner's feelings.

At no point during or before will mentions of a previous partner - ESPECIALLY COMPARISONS - do any good at all. I don't know why some women think that it would, but I've been proven wrong more than once.

im a female granted but when i have sex with another female i don't like her to not look at me at all! its like open your damn eyes!

DON'T EVER go to a sex club, agree to play with a woman and then after she's undressed, flatly refuse to have anything to do with her.

It tends to make her angry enough to kill you and then to kick your wife in the teeth after the spurned lady has hunted said wife down.

Any questions?

[QUOTE=Saxiif;105379]-Answer the phone

-Catch one of the guys testicles under her while in the cowgirl position. Ow ow ow ow.[/QUOTE]

I disagree with the phone thing. My girlfriend and I love answering each other's phones when a friend calls. It just kinda raises the 'naughtiness' feeling.

Also one thing that I have noticed can be a turn on OR off is moaning. Sometimes my gf will do this very basic moan that is like a moan/grunt. At first I tried to accept it but I just couldn't it turned me off. So I asked her to try and moan differently. I know that probably makes me seem like a selfish asshole but when she moans the other way it just turns me on so much and she sometimes gets so wrapped up in the sex she just forgets I don't like the moan and does it anyway and I don't scold her or anything, I just try to get along.

Well, I can say from personal experience, if I have the energy and breath to answer the phone, then I think that we really are finished. I have had the opportunity once to smoke a cigarette, drink a beer, and talk on the phone while having sex, can you imagine how bad that experience was???
I am bi, and totally into chicks, but my biggest turn off is when they try to give you directions using your head like it's a steering wheel, damn, I need to be able to breath sometime....all I need for you to do is open your cocksucker and tell me what to do.

lol fart.... really... I'd laugh pretty hard if my girlfriend farted while we where having sex. errr as for things I wouldn't be to fond of her doing, the only thing that comes to mind is if she didn't share with me her likes n dislikes during or after the encounter.

:DOh boy I can relate too this .Im so bad at moaning , My BF says you dont say much lol but i find it hard to talk while hes fucking me hard and every thing I try to say just comes out in a moan .lol and if I do get words out I dont think any one would be able to under stand them.I do manage to get hes name out and then hel stop and wont move till I tell him what I want..With out moaning lol it seems to work! Pink Pooh:p[quote=Ilove;230648]I disagree with the phone thing. My girlfriend and I love answering each other's phones when a friend calls. It just kinda raises the 'naughtiness' feeling.

Also one thing that I have noticed can be a turn on OR off is moaning. Sometimes my gf will do this very basic moan that is like a moan/grunt. At first I tried to accept it but I just couldn't it turned me off. So I asked her to try and moan differently. I know that probably makes me seem like a selfish asshole but when she moans the other way it just turns me on so much and she sometimes gets so wrapped up in the sex she just forgets I don't like the moan and does it anyway and I don't scold her or anything, I just try to get along.[/quote]

Ok, about this whole "no farting" business...

C'mon guys..grow the hell up. First of all..it happens from time to time. A woman certainly doesn't do it on purpose and in fact she most likely cannot help it, during extreme arousal she may not necessarily have complete control of all those muscles, in fact trying to hold in a fart while simultaneously trying to relax and achieve the pleasure of full orgasm can be counteractive. If a woman farts doing sex you should take it more as a sign that you are doing something right than as a act of rudeness on her part. You can sure as hell bet that she doesn't WANT to fart in your face, and she is more than likely extremely embarassed and feels bad about it. You, BOYS, being immature about it certainly doesn't help and will definitely kill the moment if it isn't dead already. Come up for some fresh air, laugh it off, and get back to business. She doesn't mean to do it. Personally I'd rather a partner fart and get it out of their system than spend the entire time trying to hold it in, which might prove a distraction and decrease the overall enjoyment of the experience for them and possibly for me.

Now if this is a regular occurance..maybe the girl needs to check her dietary choices, or perhaps she just has some sort of digestive problem that could be helped by a visit to the doctor. Other than that, just get over it guys. Its not like we haven't been putting up with you lot farting at inappropriate moments for all eternity. You might also rethink your decision when you spend an evening convincing her to go out with you for cheap mexican food or Hooters for hot wings after responding "No, I want MAN food" when she says she just wants to go somewhere where she can get a good salad. Think about it.

[QUOTE=Xsnap;231164]lol fart.... really... I'd laugh pretty hard if my girlfriend farted while we where having sex. errr as for things I wouldn't be to fond of her doing, the only thing that comes to mind is if she didn't share with me her likes n dislikes during or after the encounter.[/QUOTE]

LolZ, one time when my ex was going down on my I farted because I couldn't control it. It quite shocked her, I couldn't control my laughter for ages. It was an amusing moment for me, but did kill the mood a bit. Lukily she was a nympho so went straight back to it when I had finished laughing. That girl had some positives, nothing like sitting back watching footy and holding a beer in one hand and the back of her head in the other. Mmmmmmm.

:D
Ok this has never happened to me. but I tell you what if it did i bet id bust out laughing..Farts just make me laugh.. I mean hey Im sure it happens. If Farts become a habit all I can say is try some beano.!Only time i dont like farts are if im snuggled up and have my head under covers trying to sleep and (SO) farts and discusting huge stinking fart.. That now turns me off. My last hubby did that to me and I didnt snuggle with him any more. He thought it was so funny.It was no acident. there for. was gross. But I can laugh at acidents,Farts make funny noises .I was brought up in a house full a farters. My maiden name isnt Carter for no reason lol. My nic name was Carter farter when i was growing up. And I use to cry when i was called that. But now think it was funny.:D[quote=arutha;231366]LolZ, one time when my ex was going down on my I farted because I couldn't control it. It quite shocked her, I couldn't control my laughter for ages. It was an amusing moment for me, but did kill the mood a bit. Lukily she was a nympho so went straight back to it when I had finished laughing. That girl had some positives, nothing like sitting back watching footy and holding a beer in one hand and the back of her head in the other. Mmmmmmm.[/quote]

(1) Faking it ... worst possible insult

(2) Start texting/calling on cellphone as soon as deed is done - since then, cp are banned from my bedroom! (ok, I admit this was a pretty sorry relationship!!!)

One turn off for me is when you are trying to get you penis up and she asks you if you are hard yet, or even mentions that she wants you to be hard, or can't wait till your hard. It just makes it harder for me to get up.