hm you can try jakinworld.com if you need methods but personally I find most of their descriptions not to clear.
my best is to put on a condom with a little lube in it and the put my penis inbetween two cushions and bang away. different thickness and consistency cushions have different effects the idea is for you penis to slide within the comdom and it feels great. better that docs glove method (the same but with a surgical glove a good substitute however in lack of a condom)
I had a bout with E.D.(I am 75 after all) I was also diagnosed with hypogonadism by a pretty German endocrinologist. It was embarrassing.
I was determined to do Rocky 8-1/2 so I started masturbating almost daily, massaging my testicals on the pot,taking 1cc of testosterone 200 bi-weekly in my hip, and built a machine to enlarge my penis to former glory days, (2 x 8-1/2") I started taking iodine,potassium iodide drops daily and trichloroiodine In addition, 20 gms of L argenine, 15 gms magnesium (Calm), and Korean Ginseng capsuls, 6 daily. The machine for enlargement is (3) 2" PVC pipe couplings and a cap all turned on my metal lathe to 45 deg. male and female, and glued together to make a cavity big enough to swell into without touching the wall. On the end I tapped and inserted a tee with a needle valve on one leg and a 3/8" tubing barb on the other. I have an automotive A/C vacuum pump that doesn't suck over about 9" of vacuum. On the open end I stretched a piece of foam pipe insulation and taped with vinyl electrician tape and around the part extending beyond the opening to make it stronger and smaller for a good seal. I grease it with cocoanut oil and/or KY gel and hook a bungee to it at the tee and taped a loop of cord on the open end to pass a knotted cord through with a piece of gas welding rod about the size of a coat hanger with a hook for my belt buckle and a long groove to slide the cord into so the knots can't slip through. This limits how far the thing can slip down my penis. I simply let it suck and open the valve until the suction is bearable. The bungee stretches it with a steady pull. For fun, I took 7" of 2" PVC tubing and lined it with thin wall foam pipe insulation, or before with a piece of large bike innertube doubled over the outer diameter to anchor it and a piece of heavy pipe foam insulation over the outside of the open end, taped for strength so it won't tear or suck in to seal around my shaft.. I have a foot valve that blocks one port and allows flow to an exhaust on the other. If I run tubes so the blocked port holds vacuum on my penis when I lift my toe, I can adjust the bleed valve on the tee to let it slowly slide down my penis. When I step on it, it draws me inside completely unless I get back off the foot valve quickly so it just massages the head. This allows me to stimulate both nipples as I fanticize about past experiences or extrapolate what could have been if I had known what I know now. I wasted my young life staring at girly books and discovered that Cosmopolitin is the handbook of the female sex organs written by horny "ladies" that tell how to make it feel good. Unfortunately I was already married by then. I am a master of oral and 3-min. G-spots, but since I got Little Richard working again, I stay erect most of the time and watch a sea of long slender tanned legs in tight short shorts that wiggle and twitch when they walk and incredable cleavage struggling to be free. My wife constantly accuses me of masturbating, saying I'll go to Hell for committing adultry thinking if other girls. She also accuses me of looking at porn on the confuser. I am cut off and I think she is a fool for letting me walk around starved for loving. When she let me the other night, I was about as good as ever, but after the 2nd day she was accusing me of looking at porn again and thinking of sex all time. I wonder where she got that idea? She looked in the shop window once and caught me using La Machine, and grinned like AHA GOTCHA. I simply raised the window and asked,"Well, How do YOU spell relief? I am on the market for a lover in Bartlesville OK
If I left anything out, email me at kl.....@yahoo.com ;)
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hm you can try jakinworld.com if you need methods but personally I find most of their descriptions not to clear.
my best is to put on a condom with a little lube in it and the put my penis inbetween two cushions and bang away. different thickness and consistency cushions have different effects the idea is for you penis to slide within the comdom and it feels great. better that docs glove method (the same but with a surgical glove a good substitute however in lack of a condom)
Yea, I'ved looked at jakinworld.com, tried some of them, a lot of them are just the same thing really. Anyone else?
yea they are I was dissapointed
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I had a bout with E.D.(I am 75 after all) I was also diagnosed with hypogonadism by a pretty German endocrinologist. It was embarrassing.
I was determined to do Rocky 8-1/2 so I started masturbating almost daily, massaging my testicals on the pot,taking 1cc of testosterone 200 bi-weekly in my hip, and built a machine to enlarge my penis to former glory days, (2 x 8-1/2") I started taking iodine,potassium iodide drops daily and trichloroiodine In addition, 20 gms of L argenine, 15 gms magnesium (Calm), and Korean Ginseng capsuls, 6 daily. The machine for enlargement is (3) 2" PVC pipe couplings and a cap all turned on my metal lathe to 45 deg. male and female, and glued together to make a cavity big enough to swell into without touching the wall. On the end I tapped and inserted a tee with a needle valve on one leg and a 3/8" tubing barb on the other. I have an automotive A/C vacuum pump that doesn't suck over about 9" of vacuum. On the open end I stretched a piece of foam pipe insulation and taped with vinyl electrician tape and around the part extending beyond the opening to make it stronger and smaller for a good seal. I grease it with cocoanut oil and/or KY gel and hook a bungee to it at the tee and taped a loop of cord on the open end to pass a knotted cord through with a piece of gas welding rod about the size of a coat hanger with a hook for my belt buckle and a long groove to slide the cord into so the knots can't slip through. This limits how far the thing can slip down my penis. I simply let it suck and open the valve until the suction is bearable. The bungee stretches it with a steady pull. For fun, I took 7" of 2" PVC tubing and lined it with thin wall foam pipe insulation, or before with a piece of large bike innertube doubled over the outer diameter to anchor it and a piece of heavy pipe foam insulation over the outside of the open end, taped for strength so it won't tear or suck in to seal around my shaft.. I have a foot valve that blocks one port and allows flow to an exhaust on the other. If I run tubes so the blocked port holds vacuum on my penis when I lift my toe, I can adjust the bleed valve on the tee to let it slowly slide down my penis. When I step on it, it draws me inside completely unless I get back off the foot valve quickly so it just massages the head. This allows me to stimulate both nipples as I fanticize about past experiences or extrapolate what could have been if I had known what I know now. I wasted my young life staring at girly books and discovered that Cosmopolitin is the handbook of the female sex organs written by horny "ladies" that tell how to make it feel good. Unfortunately I was already married by then. I am a master of oral and 3-min. G-spots, but since I got Little Richard working again, I stay erect most of the time and watch a sea of long slender tanned legs in tight short shorts that wiggle and twitch when they walk and incredable cleavage struggling to be free. My wife constantly accuses me of masturbating, saying I'll go to Hell for committing adultry thinking if other girls. She also accuses me of looking at porn on the confuser. I am cut off and I think she is a fool for letting me walk around starved for loving. When she let me the other night, I was about as good as ever, but after the 2nd day she was accusing me of looking at porn again and thinking of sex all time. I wonder where she got that idea? She looked in the shop window once and caught me using La Machine, and grinned like AHA GOTCHA. I simply raised the window and asked,"Well, How do YOU spell relief? I am on the market for a lover in Bartlesville OK
If I left anything out, email me at kl.....@yahoo.com ;)
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