The Great Surprise

[shasta101]

Why wife and I were having sex in our bedroom, and we had forgotten to close the door. She was laying back on the bed, with her legs wrapped around my waist while I was standing at the side of the bed.

Along came our 120 lbs dog and, as dogs will, decided to give my crack a sniff. He must have missed timed it, because the next thing I feel is a cold, wet nose in my crack, which made me jump forward onto the bed.

I heard, or rather felt, a crack from my penis as it hyper extended slipped out, as I landed on my wife (face to face) as she let out a loud 'ouch!'. I rolled off of her and next to her going 'ouch' myself.

The poor dog was so confused and worried about us, he started nuzzling us to make sure that we were OK. My wife and I reassured him, and started laughing at each other about the whole thing. Good thing that there wasn't any lasting injuries.

This story reminds me of a funny I think I saw someplace, like a demotivational poster. "Sex: If you aren't scaring the cat, you're doing it wrong".