Redneck Lent

[dancingdoc2]

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic". Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:

"You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish".

[RATED-RKOFRANKLIN]

That is good comedy. I had a good laugh. Did you make that up?

[dancingdoc2]

No, I didn't.

I grew up on homemade venison jerky. Unfortunately, nobody in my generation hunts so, I'm resigned to using beef. Now, the Morton company is either not making their "Sugar Cure" product or it just isn't being stocked at the local feed stores, so the ol' family recipe can no longer be used if the product has been discontinued.

I'm an Eclectic Protestant so cannot "convert" any other meat; however, I love buffalo, so maybe I can have someone in the meat department of the local grocery slice it up for me.

[Babyycakkez]

lmfao haha nice

[shychick07]

i know im like three months behind reading this, but it made my day