One couple's constitutional (walk)

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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They went for a stroll one recent afternoon to discuss the wedding, and on the way they passed a drugstore. Jacob suggested they go in and look around.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and, Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes20 for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do!"

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs, and., walkers, and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, indeed."

Jacob: After a moments discussion with Rebecca, stated:
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"We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry!"

[dlb]

I honestly tried to not even crack a smile, but you got me doc!