Never Cheat On A Southern Woman.... LMAO!!!

[Ell]

A southern woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super human strength that came from fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the old tool shed out behind the barn. She put his manhood in a vice, secured it tightly, removed the handle, and then she picked up an old carpenters saw. The banged up cheater was terrified, and yelled "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty old saw, are you?" The wife with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husbands hand and said... "Nope I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."

[Sesshomarulover261]

OMG that's disturbing, funny, but very disturbing lol...

I'm not a boy either

[dancingdoc2]

This reminds me of John and Lorena Bobbitt!

This southern belle at least had a barn, Lorena stopped short of burning the house down.

I wonder if either had a Ginsu knife in hand?

If I was that mad, I do believe I'd have installed a second smaller vice below the other for two obvious reasons.

[Tony&Kay2009]

good thing i love my girl so much, she was raised in texas and im pretty sure she would do something like this, (or worse), if i was ever stupid enough to cheat on her...

[justinfinch_169]

haha thats funny s*** yup better watch out for them redneck women WoW!!!!!!!!