Another joke

[glockman]

A kindergarten teacher told her class she was a N.Y. Yankee fan. She asked
the class, "how many of you are Yankee fans?" All of the children raised their
hands except one little girl. The teacher asked why she didn't raise her hand and the girl said," I am not a Yankee fan."
The teacher asked her, if you aren't a Yankee fan, who do you like?"
The girl replied, " I like the Boston Red Sox's."
The teacher asked her why she liked the Red Sox's and the girl replied,
"because my mom and dad like them."
Then the teacher said, "you don't have to do the same thing as your
mom and dad do just because they are your parents." The teacher then
asked her, " what if your parents were moron's. What would you be?"
The girl replied, " A New York Yankee fan."

[weasel]

Little Johnny was sitting in class and the teacher was talking about punctuation. she says she wants every student to come up to the board and pot some sort of punctuation mark up. Well little johnny goes up first and he just puts a dot, the teacher asks him what it was. little johnny says its a period, the teacher asks him what a period does. He answers "i don't know but last night my sister missed one, mom was crying dad was yelling and the neighbor shot himself"