Joke

[glockman]

I hope I don't offend anyone with a small penis like I have.

A man was afraid to date girls because he had a small penis. One day a beautiful lady caught his eye and after dating a few weeks, she invited him up to her apartment. He was hesitant because of his problem. He finally gave in and accepted her invitation. After a few drinks they ended up in the bedroom. He told her he was embarrassed to take his pants off because his penis was too small. She finally talked him into taking his pants. She looked at his penis and said, "I've seen smaller ones than that." He said,"you have?"
She replied, "Yes, I work in a nursery at the hospital."

Hope no one was offended.

[Ducy]

Haha wow!

I like the one, this guy takes a girl up to his room, throw her on the bed, and proceeds to give her a strip tease. So he takes of his shirt, and says, "this here is 100 pounds of TNT". The girl begans to moan in lust as her hands run down his rippling muslces. He then takes of his pants and says "Baby here another hundred pounds of TNT" and she is driving over the edge and feels like she is about to cum as her hands run over his powerful legs.

Finally the man removes his underwear and the girl runs out of the room screaming and he gets dressed and follows her out asking what is wrong.

She looks at him and says "With all that TNT and such a short fuse I was afraid you would blow!"

[glockman]

Funny one Ducy. Got any more?

[Ducy]

Oh i got tons...ill post em later