Roses

[Contessa]

IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for f-ing ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow sh*t even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

[constantlylearning]

Contessa, you are very witty.

[Contessa]

Nah, I just have a large collection of stuff I find funny that other people have sent me, thank you though =)

[Ducy]

HAHA WOW, thats a great way to look at it. Although even with that logic, women would still want a rose haha

[constantlylearning]

When thinking in terms of roses........think in the plural tense--as in
dozens. Diamonds aren't bad either. LOL

[JustAGirl]

If the speaker there is male, straight, and unattached, send him my way. I appreciate that kind of humor!

[Ducy]

Okay fed ex or ups?

I dont know if he is a he or not but its always nice to have a friend right lol

[Thresher_V]

UPS, but I'm a bit "parcel",

[Ducy]

*insert drums here*

Ba dung tish....

[Contessa]

I'm guessing the speaker is male. I don't know the person personally but I can try to investigate, no guarantees I'll find anything though.