Oh So Sexy!!!

[Ducy]

What the hell goes on in the male pysche? I mean sometimes I think we should be extinct

True Story:

A man wanted to do something extremely sexy for his wife. So he sprinkled rose petals all over house making a trail up to the bedroom, put on satin sheets, lavender candles everywhere some soft music in the background. And finally to top it all off...A rose (cut down and dethorned) placed in the mans urethra while he had a full erection.

10 Minutes later wife walks in, dazed by this sweet act, and sees the husband lying there with a rose on the tip of his penis. She goes to pull it out so they can have sex and thats when the trouble began.

The man dethorned the rose, but forgot that every so often there are tiny tiny thorns throughout the stem. So of course these acted as barbs and the man couldnt take it out.

Finally to top this romantic evening off, the wife got to spend the night in the ER as they surgically removed the rose.

Definitely gives a whole new meaning to pruning your garden

[chibacochoke]

hhaha. WOW. that's the stupidest thing ive read in in a while.

[Ducy]

Yea it was on the darwin awards website. My friend sent it to me cuz even though the guy didnt die, it was definitely worth noting.

[tommy_tucker]

thats not even funny! i hate hearing storys about men getting thiongs stuck in that whole area. i corssed my legs when i read it

[JustAGirl]

Well... at least his heart was in the right place, even though the rose wasn't.

[oedipussy]

Sources? I have a hard believing someone would do this - Ever had anything inserted into your urethra before? It's not a pleasant experience!

With that said, some people in this world are deeply stupid...

[Ducy]

But oed dont you remember that man who came on this site a few months ago who would cut himself, and use metal rods down his urethra because it gave him great orgasms.

[Massdebator]

Off-topic, but my favorite Darwin Award is the story of the guy going ice fishing with his buddies. He took his dog (a retreiver) and his brand-spankin'-new SUV out to the lake. They happened to be fishing with, no, you didn't guess it, dynamite. He threw the lit stick, the dog retreived it, and in a state of panic, he shoo'd his dog away. The dog ran under the SUV and lied down on the ice (with the dynamite). The dog, SUV, and maybe even some fish, all blew up. I'm sure the man was devastated, but his stupidity is priceless.

[machine_rat]

I read this short story once, and in it was described a man who would insert a long thin piece of hardened wax into his urethra and stroke with it. I hear that doing things like that are more common in middle eastern culture. Anyways, one fateful day the piece of wax snapped off and he couldn't getthe shaft out. As he moved around, the wax worked itself all the way back up into his bladder and had to be surgically removed from there.

[Cherry Cheesecake]

Ugh....thanks a lot, now it's gonna a feel weird to pee for a few days.