01-19-2008, 11:01 AM
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Terrible News Headlines
Anybody read/hear any memorable headlines.
I read this headline that made me laugh at first, but immediatly I felt like a terrible person for laughing at it: School Bully Not So Tough After Being Molested
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01-19-2008, 04:32 PM
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Yea....thats pretty crappy....but i still cant help but laugh for some reason...
There was the one new story (nothing major) about the two college football players sitting next to each other and one was name dingle the other was berry...it was pretty sad that the news did a like 4 minute piece about it haha... Then of course the all time classic from the simpsons....streets frozen, roads blocked, albinos invisible, this winter wonderland has been upgraded to a class 4 kill storm (insert frosty with an ice pick)
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I heard that their period attracts bears.....The bears can smell the menstration!
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01-19-2008, 04:41 PM
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01-19-2008, 05:02 PM
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Liars, cheaters and thieves will always be lied to, cheated and/or robbed. With that in mind, knowing the rules may not help you to win the game... but, at least you will know why you have lost... (it's really about the golden rule) @ topic: I love the story about the idiot that tried to hold up the quickie mart n wound up shooting himself in the leg via his scrotum bc the gun was in his pants.... now that made me laugh obnoxiously and scared my dog... which made me laugh even harder... lolz...
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01-19-2008, 06:29 PM
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How about the man who tried to rob a store....ran up threw a cynderbloc at the window (which was bulletproof) bounced off and knocked him unconcious....
Or the one about the guy who was syphoning off gas constantly throughout the neighborhood...when the cops caught the man it was because he tried to syphon off the gas from a motorhome...but he stuck the hose inside the septic tank by mistake (guess it was an older motorhome) and wound up becomeing terribly ill
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I heard that their period attracts bears.....The bears can smell the menstration!
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01-19-2008, 08:55 PM
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Now that is down right GROSS..............
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02-17-2008, 10:59 PM
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