Words Women Use

[dancingdoc2]

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this
means half an hour. Don't be mad about this, it is
just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to
help do things around the house, but you're watching
the game.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This
means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
"FINE" (see #1).

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, NOT permission. Don't do
it!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for
the mean ing of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay"
means she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question
or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
herself. This will later result in a man asking
"what's wrong" - for the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to all the men you know to warn them about
arguments they can avoid if they remember the
terminology.

[sera300]

Ah....well now you let it out!

[constantlylearning]

I already realized most of those..........not sure that is a good thing or
a bad thing. Great post Doc.

[-wittyphrasehere-]

Haha. Good ones. Especially number 6; women are like post it notes from hell. If you dare screw up, she will never, ever let you forget or live it down.