Not Baaaaad

[tuberide]

Why do scottsmen wear kilts?



Because sheep hear zippers.

[NizeGie]

That joke is speciesist.

[curious_woman]

I've heard that one .

I have one though!

This man goes to his father on the eve of his wedding night, and says "Dad dad! You've got to help me! What are we supposed to do when we're alone?!" The father looks at him slyly and says "You know son I'm glad you asked, it's really rather simple. First you take off all your clothes, then undress your new wife. Have her lie down and then...heres the best part...you put the biggest part of your body, in the hairiest part of her body." The father winks, and the son sighed in relief.

THE NEXT DAY:

In the paper it reads: "Young man found dead of suffocation, his nose in his wife's armpit."

[tuberide]

Ha! good one.