Oral sex nightmare!

[cjb1981]

I heard a story about a couple some time back. The guy was going down on his girlfriend, and they were really into it. The woman began to orgasm, so the guy got going faster and harder. Anyways, the chick lost control, and ended up sh!tting all over the dudes chin. The guy ran to the bathroom without saying a word, and closed the door behind him. Needless to say, the chick was embarrassed to no end. The guy stayed in the bathroom for fifteen minutes without making a sound. The woman, as embarrassed as she was, was still dirty and needed to clean up. So, she went to the bathroom door and began to apologize, she went on and on about how sorry she was...nothing. So she knocked on the door and told him that she was coming in...nothing. She opens the door, and there is sh!t all over the sink and towels. The guy is nowhere to be found, but the window is open. As she looked out of her third story apartment window, she wondered how he got down.

[demonbuttercup]

Huh? LOL
So he jumped out the window naked??
Ok first why is he wiping the **** all over the bathroom?!? Just jump in the shower!
Second.. yes it would be very embarrassing, but the guy must have been doing a good job.
I mean realistically.. the area is extremely close to everything else, where our waste comes out.
So it's not totally unbelievable that some pee/poo/fart may make it's way out at some point in time... LOL

[cjb1981]

^ Well, I don't know if the guy was naked, he was going down on her

[spaceintime]

Every time someone says "**** Happens" i'm going to think of this story.