Weirdest thing during sex

[Ducy]

Okay so what has been the weirdest, scariest, or even funniest thing that has happened to you during sex....

For me, My girlfriends dog came into the room while we were having sex, and started licking my leg. definitely the weirdest thing ever....so far

[sera300]

Weirdest? I was dating this guy right after I was divorced, knew his family was hyper-religious. We had sex, during that "act" he began "chanting" some thoughts..."And two become one, etc". I rolled out from under him and got dressed, too weird for me.

[randomname]

My dog decided to come face to face with my GF, who was giving me head.. literally looked her right in the eye... pretty wierd..

More recently i was on top of her, and we were pressed together... I lifted myself up and the most realistic farting sound came from the sweaty suction effect of her boobs... kinda killed the mood INSTANTLY lol..

[machine_rat]

Now this wasn't my experience, but my friend told me of this messy night he had.

He was doing this girl he had only recently met at her place, and they were doing it doggy style. He came to find out she wasn't feeling very well because all of sudden she spurted diareeha all over his waist. Without saying anything he got up, took a shower and left.

[Ephemera]

Dude, gross.

[lustforlove]

no thats nasty! the weirdest thing that happened to me was when i started making out with this guy i had been seeing, he started sucking my nose, was too odd for me i just left him

[Wonderfullyevil]

OMG! this is too funny! I think the weirdest thing...well it was more awkward... that has ever happened to me was the guy started crying right in the middle of sex. I mean like bawling like a baby crying. I asked him what was wrong and he starts telling me about his girlfriend (whom I didn't know about). He was upset that she didnt' call him that night. WTF? Needless to say I got up and left.

[tommy_tucker]

this is again moreawkward that wierd. i was baby sitting with my girl friend about 5 months ago an we had only been going out for about a month. we were taking it slow, so we wernt having sex. we both had our trousers down and tops off. we though we had about another hour before the oarents came home but they didnt, they walked it with her suckin me off an me fingering her. to make it worse about the same time as they came in i had cum! it was so bad because we didnt have time to clean up and we were in the car with her mum an dad, no one said a word. but im still with her.

[Ducy]

Originally Posted by tommy_tucker

this is again moreawkward that wierd. i was baby sitting with my girl friend about 5 months ago an we had only been going out for about a month. we were taking it slow, so we wernt having sex. we both had our trousers down and tops off. we though we had about another hour before the oarents came home but they didnt, they walked it with her suckin me off an me fingering her. to make it worse about the same time as they came in i had cum! it was so bad because we didnt have time to clean up and we were in the car with her mum an dad, no one said a word. but im still with her.

OMG that sucks...literally lol.

[machine_rat]

Okay one light and one dark.

LIGHT: When I was still living at home, me and my girlfriend had sex in my bedroom like usual when nobody was home, door open and everything. Afterwards, I went out to use the bathroom, only then did I noticed my Mom had broken routine and had come home early (since before we arrived) and was in taking a nap in her room two doors down from ours, her door open as well. Nothing was mentioned, but if she was awake at all she would have known.

DARK: After I was cheated on and took my girlfriend back, we were having sex one time shortly thereafter, during which I was picturing what it was like for that guy. I was watching her naked gyrations (something I was so accustomed to) and wondering what it was like for that guy to experiencing her for the first time.