Weirdest thing during sex

[pcp71]

my high school girl friend and I were having pretty regular sex throughout the summer while the parents were all at work, so one day I decide to surprise her and showed up at her house. I immediately jumped her when I got in the house and we were making out pretty hot and heavy against the wall behind the front door. She kept saying she needed to go to her room for a moment, but I told her no and took her right on the floor. Once again, she said she wanted to fuck me so badly, but had to go to her room. We were in to the rough stuff a bit, and I pinned her down on the coffee table and proceeded to go down on her. She was very much wetter that usual, but I just went with it. And again she wanted to pause. I finally relented and followed her to her room pawing at her the whole way, when she confessed that she'd been masterbating when I showed up and that she had her vibe ball still inside her. I got it out for her and we we some of the most fantastic sex that afternoon.

[paul52]

a weird thing happened me, I was eating some cat, we were in a house where this Girl worked, I was happy as I licked away at her Pussy when the owners came home, I had to leg it out the back door, fck me, a close shave.

[Ducy]

I somehow managed to become unsubscribed to my own thread. Lol well here is another experience.

I was with a girl who enjoyed being dominated. "Forced" sex and oral, commanding, and dirty talking that borded on insanity. I kinda enjoyed it, but for the most part I always felt like something bad would happen. One day we were fooling around. She was giving me head and I was fingering her (she was very...ummm unappetizing) she started to get into it and was deepthroating me, gagging on me and such. And it felt pretty amazing but all the sudden I'm like "we should slow down I think something bad-" before I can finish there is puke all over my penis, the sheets, it was a mess. So I kindly got up jumped in the shower and washed off. It bothered me but then again only a few select people can be puked on and enjoy it...

But what really put me off was that she came in to apologize and tried to kiss me (hadn't rinsed her mouth) and I asked her kindly to brush or gargle first and she kept putting it off and trying to kiss me. Even after asking her several times she stepped out, put the mouthwash in the cabinet (without rinsing) and tried to kiss me. I broke it off shortly after because it really made me notice her hygien...or lack of..

[RedRoses]

I think I've posted this before, but the funniest thing to me would have been his cat's behavior (female): We usually joke about him having two pussies in bed. While we're having sex she's usually watching. She seems really intrigued about it, but remains at a distance. One time I was giving him head to finish him off. The moment he's cumming, she runs over and starts licking his toes. We burst out laughing! The loud sound scared the poor kitty. I continued to lick him clean, offered him a lick of it too since it tasted incredibly sweet; we all got a lick of him that day

Another sex-related thing would be my window-washers. I walk around my house naked a lot. And since I live stories high, I don't worry about anyone watching me. But the window-washer has seen me multiple times by now, kindly averting his eyes. He's just way too silent and there's no dates available before hand. Funniest was while I was once busy shaving and epilating my pussy while I didn't notice him standing outside my window. You should know I usually also caress myself right after that... The moment I noticed he was already at the third window! I put over a blanket as a reflex and then just waved at him. He waved back with a totally red face (probably just as red as mine) and washed my windows while he was clearly shivering. I remained under my blanket unable to stop laughing, till he was done. My bf says he now understands why my windows are always so clean...

[Thecalliton]

well this might not count since it is a dream
quick note, i have odd dreams

I drempt me and my girlfriend were sitting on the couch with our pants open and watching porn and masturbating slowly. Not too odd, right? Well insert a bowl of popcorn between us. Still not too odd? Well, this is the odd part, we would laugh at stuff. Like when a girl got spanked, we would laugh. Then some girl got a HUGE cumshot on her face and we nearly died laughing. All while eating some very good popcorn.

[Ducy]

Dude I have weird sex dreams all the time.

I was once having sex with a girl and then her entire top half disappeared and she was standing their watching me and I looked down and I was having sex with half of a manaquin.

I woke up feeling very odd haha

[epicsexy]

My ex bf liked to drive out in the middle of no where and have sex in his car. Well one night after work around 2am we drive out to the same dirt road and to change things a little bit we had sex in the rain on the hood of his car, then in the middle of sex this guy comes walking down the road with a shotgun yelling at us apparently the dirt road is his drive way so both of us naked jump in the car and he backs into a fence dented and scratched up his new car.. I still laugh about it.