Weirdest thing during sex

[56556]

haha ok so this is weird to me, the girl i am currently with has a bunk bed. i am not a cradle robber, we are the same age, but it makes for some akward things, like doing the folding chair and constantly knocking my head on the cieling, or, having to deal with her stuffed animals.

[jbs]

Ok so my gf and i are at her parents house fooling around while her parents were at the neighbors house watching a football game. we were both totally naked and i had just finished eating her out. she told me your turn and started to give me a blowjob. well bout 15 minutes later im getting ready to cum and i guess her parents got home ealry although we didnt hear them. i couldnt last much longer and started grabbing her boobs. that did it so i started to cum. i hadnt cum in two days so there was a lot of it. anyway she got bout half of it in her mouth and then moved me around so the rest got all over her face and hair. right at that moment her moms comes in the door to see if shes home discovers us. her dad wasnt far behind and saw his daughter covered in my cum and my hands on her boobs. and the worst part came when my gf tried to say something and the cum in her mouth fell out all over her chin and boobs as she tried to say it. i just wanted to die right there. i thought they were both to just kill me and hide my body in the backyard.

[Thonger]

Hilarious!
Mine isn't quite as funny. I was doing it with a former g/f one day and really had to fart badly. I was on top of her thrusting away and she was moaning and groaning away underneath me. I clenched my muscles to keep from farting and quickened my thrusts until I came inside her. As we cuddled in post orgasmic bliss, she noticed I was still clenching all the muscles in my body and asked what was wrong. I admitted that I had to fart really badly. She laughed and said go ahead and use the washroom. As I got off her I started farting, and kept on farting as I quickly ran into the washroom. She was laughing all the way.

[JumpyE]

This is the most memorable; When i started the pill i got breakthrough bleeding (like a tiny period but not)...all over my boyfriend. Then once we'd cleaned up and started again he got a nosebleed on me. That was scarey and weird and... messy!

[Gay]

Once I was getting head from my boyfriend, and it felt so good my ass cramped and I couldn't walk for like 20 minutes.

[VanellaSchnella]

I was once eating my gf when I noticed blood.. but i was pretty sure it wasnt hers.. so we made sure of that. turns out i tore the frenulum of my tongue right in half

[Sekcboi85]

Once me and my girlfriend were at the beach with a few friends. The beach is pretty crowded, seeing as it was a weekend. Well, we both started feeling really horny I guess, because she started rubbing on my penis while we were in the water. So, we are about chest deep in water, and she jumps on me and grabs my penis and puts in inside her. So there I am, standing in the water, looking back at the beach and all the people that can see us. The water wasn't clear enough for them to see exactly what we are doing, but I wonder how obvious it was? Then, her 2 friends come within 10 feet of us while I am still inside her, and start talking to us. So I try to talk to them a bit while we are doing it. Eventually, they leave and a while after that, I orgasm.

To this day, I wonder how many people knew what we were doing.

Oh yeah, and I don't recommend having sex in the water. My penis was sore for like 3 days after that. Water is like an anti-lubricant

[SolaeDehvine]

LOL..I saw a similar situation in a pool. A couple was obviously having sex and where they were was the ladder to get out of the pool. So.. I had to get very close to them. At the time I didn't know much about sex but I knew they were "doing it". People probably thought you guys were either actually having sex or grinding. Either way they probably just laughed at you and shrugged it off. And yeah water isn't a good place to have sex. Not sure why everyone wants to do it.

[jaketanner]

3things:

i fell off the bed trying a new position
i giggled when i recall a funny joke i read on the internet
i blurted my coach's name and she heard it - between the moanings (so not funny)

[Narutoxxx]

Originally Posted by jbs

Ok so my gf and i are at her parents house fooling around while her parents were at the neighbors house watching a football game. we were both totally naked and i had just finished eating her out. she told me your turn and started to give me a blowjob. well bout 15 minutes later im getting ready to cum and i guess her parents got home ealry although we didnt hear them. i couldnt last much longer and started grabbing her boobs. that did it so i started to cum. i hadnt cum in two days so there was a lot of it. anyway she got bout half of it in her mouth and then moved me around so the rest got all over her face and hair. right at that moment her moms comes in the door to see if shes home discovers us. her dad wasnt far behind and saw his daughter covered in my cum and my hands on her boobs. and the worst part came when my gf tried to say something and the cum in her mouth fell out all over her chin and boobs as she tried to say it. i just wanted to die right there. i thought they were both to just kill me and hide my body in the backyard.

Dude what happened after lol...keep going...