Weirdest thing during sex

[onenafreak69]

I was with a guy friend on his couch he was fingering me all of a sudden he said "shit your bleeding" we look down and couch has huge blood stain. well i get depo shots and havent had a period in years. I go in bathroom and sit on toilet and im gushing blood like im peeing it. he knocks on door and says are u ok there is a ton of blood. i said not sure i think i need 2 go 2 emergency room but i wont stop bleeding. we actually take a large bath towel to stuff in my pants so i dont bleed all over. at ER nurse takes one look at me when i tell her im pouring blood and gets dr immediatly i guess i was pale from blood loss. Dr gets me in sturrips than yell for extra nurse theres so much blood he cant tell where its coming from. they had me hover on end of table and put a bucket under me. then he started asking questions what toys we used could i have glass in me was this a rape ect. i kept saying no just his 2 fingers i swear. dr told me i needed to tell him truth he cant find bleeding to stop it and im in a bad state all of a sudden he said I;ll be damed i got it well he said you wont believe it but you will need too follow up with your dr and he will call him 2 let him know what hes looking for. will likely have 2 have surgery. He said hed let my dr show me the problem. next day went 2 my dr he already talked 2 er doctor in sturrips again my dr gets a long q tip puts a mirror above me sticks q tip in and pulls out what looked like a huge rubberband but it didnt come all the way out he stretched it so i could see well you still have your hymen WHAT when i was devirginized my hymen broke however it inbeded itself into my vagins wall and healed into a loop thus my lucky partner hooked it and ripped it part way out oh yeah im 33 at this time so than they have to coderize it so they burn it out but the best part is for 2 weeks i had 2 walk around with a tampon only half way in so it wouldnt try to heal in same way even better i had 2 explain this to my boss at time and my insurance company however i am proud 2 say i have my hymen in tacked in a jar the doctor gave me REALLY MESSED UP

[2little]

i was reading all the posts and the only weird thing i could come up with is...

i was 17 and i met this guy, i was giving him head (only gave head maybe 3 times before this) and half way through he said "bit me".. i was like ok tiny nibbles ok... then he said "no really bit me, like you want to bit it off..."

i was so freaked out, i called my mom to pick me up.. (by the way, i had lied to my mom earlier in the night that i was going to my friend Samanthas house for the night, so not only did i have to go through my head as to what that guy was asking, i had to deal with my mom yelling at me for lieing to her about where i was going to be.)

[Pure_Energy]

Lets see... One time while me and my bf (at the time) were having sex, my best friend called me. Instead of wanting to answer, I hit the reject button and me and my bf continued on as usual. After a while, i finally reach my climax and I moaned loudly. With it being quiet now as were cuddling, I start to hear some muffled giggling. Quickly, I began searched for my phone, it was under my pillow. Apparently I hit the answer button rather than the reject button. My friend had stayed on the phone the whole time listening to me moan. And instead of hanging up like a good considerate friend, she puts it on speaker phone. Apparently everyone was there and was going to the movies and wanted to know if I wanted to go. Needless to say, I really didn't want to go anymore. Oh, and My current boyfriend was one of those friends who heard the moans. Great...

Another story: Me and my bf(same from story above) were having sex in my bedroom. I left my door open as no one was home and wouldn't be expected for another 3 hours or so. Sadly, my mom got off work early and was home 3 hrs earlier. She walked in with him on top of me. She grabbed him by his hair, picked up his clothes and literally threw him out of the house.

Then lastly: I have a cat who's constantly in heat even tho she's fixed... but shhe seems to only be attracted to guys, human guys. Me and my current boyfriend were having sex on the floor since my bed squeaks like crazy and we don't want the room mates know were doing it. My cat was already in the bedroom as she walks up to my bf while we're doing doggy style and starts purring like crazy and rubbing herself against him. Every time he pushes her away, she comes right back or she would lay on the bed staring at him. We had to stop so i could throw my horny cat out of the room. She killed the mood.

[there_for_her]

Tommy, i see where you are coming from. i have been walked in on by my gf's sister. while we were dryhumping under a thin sheet. Also by her father when i had no pants on. i quickly pulled up the sheet and he walked through the room we were in into the laundry and came back out and walked (facing straight down) back upstairs. later we realized there my cum had gone all over the futon and i dont think he noticed.