Weirdest thing during sex

[danie]

this one happn to me,,
i got this friend she has no b/f, so when she wants oral sex she calls me. We were in my vehicle, were having oral sex, we were going at it for about half hour when she really started moaning, and carrying-on,i could feel her gettn wetter n wetter, i knew she was about to come, i could feel her whole body shaking, n shaking, she started moaning as i push my index finger way up her pussy and bending it a little while shaking it really fast, at this time i knew in a minut or so she was comming, i wanted this to b the experiene of her life i move my tongue from licking her clit,as soon as i did that she pleaded,"please, please please dont stop now" but i had somth better for her, in stead of my tongue i use the index finger of the other hand ,still keeping the other index finger in and vibrating reall fast, with a more fastr rithm, with the other index finger i started gently flippping her clit up and down , really fast and about 50secoundss he came with a screem, AND WITH A LONG ELDLESS STREEM OF PISS, THAT TOOK FOR EVER TO STOP, she was streaming piss all over my brand new jeep, but i didnt care,, the pleasure of a woman is wort more to me than money of jeep, or anything else, ,she was ashamed, but i made her feel better, the thing is as long as my fingers was doing its gob she was pissing,, i sure it lasted about 3 mins,
the thing is i have never fucked this girl(well, with my 9ins)......
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[CLVR-HNDS_GUY]

the only things which have happen to me during sex was the phone rang during sex and other times the dogs were barking at people walking past
both times never stopped us from doing it

[lnt1103]

Danie, that wasn't urine. It was female ejaculation. Search the site. And educate her so she doesn't have to feel bad about it.

[Eforcer]

I was going down on my girl and changing positions going on for awhile gettig sweaty, when finally I get on top and started to stroke slowly when an odor came over, mostly to me. As I was doing my stroke that's when I knew it was me!!!!! Apparently I never put deodorant under my right arm. She was nice enough not to say anything, but I just got up grabbed her and took her to the shower to continue.

[danie]

int1103 thanks for the info, i said i was new here,im still reading as much of the info i found here. Damn female ejaculatio,that what it was. damn!! i am ignorant .lol, lol lol.
thanks again

[missakay]

we bought a new toy-his choice-a "rabbit's head" on a condom, things were good til he said "UH-OH!" I asked him "UH-OH WHAT?!" the rabbit head ripped off the condom inside me!!! Not so fun to retrieve!

[funinthesun]

My partner and I have had the misfortune of being in a 69 position with her on top and using a raised bed. She finished with her hand, and the ejaculate shot up into the ceiling fan and got flung all around the room, including a direct shot right into her vagina and requiring a Plan B pill. Doh.

Unfortunately that's not the only time one of us hit the fan, and it was quite messy.

[mattc]

Not really strange, sick, or twisted but kind of funny. I'd been having some timing issues and tried the "squeeze" technique, but when I did I ended up shooting come all over my hand and on her back. We both laughed, and I still do now, but I haven't tried it since.

[bad_grl]

this isnt really all that weird,but,anyway,i was in the bedroom at a friend of mines house and my and my boyfriend we making out,and i start sucking him off.after a while,hes telling me that hes about to cum.i prepare myself for it.....then,BAM!!! my friend comes busting in the door.i look to him,hes shocked,i look down and cum is just squirting out of him.not really weird for me,but,must have been for him.

[sexkitten05]

The most awkward thing that has happened to me was almost a year ago, I was over at my ex boyfriend's house, my Aunt dropped me off since my car was in the shop, so anyway I was told to be ready at eleven thirty PM and have my cell on. Well I had my cell on silent, me and my ex were fooling around, I was giving him a blowjob and he was fingering me, so we had finished when he checked the time and it was midnight and we got back messing around and next thing I heard was my Aunt yell my full name (she had walked down to my ex's parents basement where his room is) needless to say he got soft and I was scrambling to get my clothes on with my panties in my pocket of my jeans and my bra unhooked and I did the walk of shame to the car with 12 voicemails on my cell from my Aunt.