Weirdest thing during sex

[goof'schik]

Yes CL he ejacaculated all over his office floor, it was hard wood then. I thought it was funny, and for the few minutes after we hung up I had this picture of him on his hands and knees cleaning it up. Not something you call and have someone else do.

[constantlylearning]

Shall I assume (I know that's dangerous at times) that it was one HECK of a
conversation???? I.E. "dirty talk." LOL

[TnL329]

This may not be totally weird, but it is for me. I was dog sitting at my parents house, and was using their bed to sleep in for the weekend. My gf came over and well we had the best sex we have ever had, in my parents bed. That was the last night I was there, I found out after they got home that I had left my pants laying right next to the head of their bed. They returned the pants, washed, and never said a word. Just that I had left those at their place.

[goof'schik]

oh yeah CL those were hecks of conversaions, this will wierd you out. I do not masturbate, never have and I guess never will. Not what I am into. Yet I can lay back close my eyes and have really good ideas.

[constantlylearning]

Evidently so..........LOL
Ohhhhhhhh those closed eyes. You should post under the dirty talk thread. LOL

[GrabThyHand]

a friend shared this one with me. he told how he and his girlfriend at the time were having sex. she had asked why he wasn't making any noise, and his reply was "what do you want me to say? oh yeah! oh yeah!"...but in a Donald Duck voice. he said they had to stop because they were laughing so hard. the story never gets old, especailly with the sound effects.

[constantlylearning]

Hemmer, you are a funny funny lady aren't you? I reread your posts on the
blurp........

[shychick07]

Id have to say the weirdest thing that ever happened was my puppy found a way to open the bedroom door while were were having sex and would just stare at us, like he was intrigued...

[Tony&Kay2009]

A friend of mine told me this...she was having sex with her bf (at the time) in his room, and right in the middle, his mom walks in, throws a bag of skittles onto the bed, and said "here you go" and walked out again...

ever since then, i've called her skittles.

[justinfinch_169]

thats fucking sick. i wouldent talk to her again