Weirdest thing during sex

[Stephen]

During sex with my gf I had her knees at her ears pounding away and it popped out and went right up her ass. After a moment of confusion we kept going then went anal every time we had sex. We laughed about that for a long time

[Mr. Saint]

I have told parts of this story on here before, but here is the whole story. I was this political convention for a long weekend a little bit ago. There was this girl there that I know from my short time in high school. She was a senior and was really interested in what college was like. So by the second night of the convention she comes back to my room. I was sharing the room with three other people but they were all out. So we start kissing and I take of my coat and hang it on a chair. She pushes me on the bed and takes my pants off then my shirt and tie. Then she says she wants to tie my hands to the bed. She uses my brand new silk tie to tie my hands. We start kissing and I hear the sound of one of my room mates opening the door. Luckily I put that little bar lock thing on the door. So I am lying on my back on the bed in my boxers and an under shirt with my hands tied above my head and he is at the door talking through the three inch gap in the door. I finally convince him to come back later. So we finish doing what we were doing and she unties me. The knot was so tight that it took like ten minutes and when the tie came off it was ruined. So for the rest of the weekend I walked around without a tie and people kept asking me what happened to my tie and every time I would laugh. Latter I had to explain to my friend why I could not let him in and that was difficult as well. I did not want people to know the real reason because rumor spread so fast in high school. I thought it was funny.

[hemmer]

When I was still dating my husband we went to my mom's house for thanksgiving dinner. Later that night we were having some pretty fantastic sex when he went to kiss me and let out a huge burp right in my face. He was mortified but I was laughing so hard I could've died.

[constantlylearning]

Did he at least have fresh breath??????
Floss, brush, sanitize the mouth at least???

[hemmer]

It was definitely a "turkey burp". We still laugh about that one.

[constantlylearning]

That sounds a little on the nasty side.........LOL Turkey burp that is.
Behave yourself Ms. Hemmer.

[goof'schik]

I already told in another thread about the guy who made me, well he did too, get dressed afterwards. Did I mention we were engaged and living together.
In a relationship since then, our first time, his house, he has to "pull on it a few times" (his words not mine) to even think about getting started. He is like 3 inches long, afterwards he say's "sorry i'm so short". And as he climaxed, he yelled. The windows were open and I am sure the neighbors heard. I was staying the night, the next day one of his neighbors came to return something, I never went back.
I was a little weirded out the first time I saw put some spit on his fingers then on the tip of his penis before entering me. Maybe this is odd but it's actually been more than one different guy. Not all but more than one.
Whatcha got on that learning?

[constantlylearning]

You really don't want to know what I think or "got" on that one.LOL
Was that a cry of relieve or conquest (your fiance that is)?????????

[goof'schik]

CL were you asking me? It wasn't my fiance that yelled, it was a guy I dated for a few months years later. It was fun though, because I could call him at work and "make him make a mess" again his words, so every time they tried to put carpet in his office he wouldn't let them.
As for why my fiance made me get dressed, we both had to get dressed. He thought sleeping naked was wrong.

[constantlylearning]

Yes ma'am I was referring to you. Gotta ask "make a mess"?????????? LOL
I wonder if I really know what you are talking about there. You are a funny
lady.