Weirdest thing during sex

[Ducy]

dude rat i swear you got some of the weirdest stories...the cheating sucks but still.

[cjb1981]

I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time and I asked her, "Who's your daddy!" in a joking manner. She laughed and said her actual father's name...It really freaked me out, we had to stop, lol.

[curious_woman]

Think the weirdest things would be...


One night during the summer, my fiancee and I decided to take a sleeping bag and go have sex outside, then snuggle together and look at the stars. (Live in the country, but the highway is at the end of our driveway) So we went out, was very romantic and thrilling having sex outside at night. Then some HUGE transport truck drives by, rumbling and growling really loud, and we got scared because we didn't know what it was at first. He got unhard and we got cold so we went and finished inside and did it another night!

Another weird thing...when we were first together, we had to sleep in the same room as my mom (her bedroom is the living room) and we were fooling around one day during a movie, while she was in the kitchen...and I was giving him head...he was about to cum and she came in the room, but he was so close he came in his hand. She sat down and started watching the movie with us, so I had to distract her long enough for him to get up and race to the bathroom and clean up.

We also had sex one night while she was sleeping, and I accidentally let out a moan which woke her...she asked if I needed some pain killers for my back (I have back problems) because she thought it was a moan of pain haha.

[machine_rat]

Originally Posted by Ducy

dude rat i swear you got some of the weirdest stories...the cheating sucks but still.

Oh, two more just came to mind.

When my wife still lived at home, she had this old fashioned (not old-old, just 70s old) wooden bedframe that had the pullout drawers underneath. That thing was always creaking, and one night, it finally collapsed in the middle of our session. All we could do was laugh at the surprise.

Same room, different time; though her parents were home, we felt safe enough to fool around in our underwear under the blanket and with the door closed. We were watching a movie at the time, and suddenly her dad came in the room, asking us to turn the TV down. Neither of us had pants on under the covers and obviously didn't want to get up, so all we could do was say that we'd be sure to turn the volume down. He lingered at the door for a minute before heading back out. Did he know?

[Sweetness12]

The most weirdest thing i think that could have EVER happened to me was this::

My boyfriend's dad (my boyfriend at the time) was gay..like seriously... and well i decided to stay with my man that night and do what we had to do. well about halfway through his dad just walks in like it's nothing...he asks where the remote is to the big screen TV and Charlie, not missing a beat replies "It's under the couch, gimme a few mins and i'll get it"..

Needless to say i had to laugh at that one and stop him.

[Ducy]

lol oh man thats pretty funny. Curious your stories remind me of when me and my girl had gone to laughlin, and we were in the hotel room. Her mom was in the next bed, and I was on the floor next to my girlfriend. It was about two in the morning, and she came really hard, well she tried to stop her moan and wound up letting a little shriek out. Her mom woke up and was like are you okay, another bad dream? and she was llike uhhhh....yea! it was just a bad dream lol.

Then on the way home, we had a blanket over each other, and she started giving me a handjob with her mom right there in the front seat. Well I came and I was trrying to stay still, and rather than move so it would go on the blanket, it got all over my shirt. So I was trying to take off my shirt and put a new one on all while staying under the blanket...freaked me out pretty good lol.

[Want_to_be _better]

During college I was at a party with my girlfriend. We had been drinking and left the party and gone across the street to a playground. We were having sex on top of a wooden jungle gym. After a while we heard some laughing and realized half the party snunk out and were under the jungle gym we were on.

[princessss]

recent thing for me was when i picked up my guy with my car 3 in the morning and we went or a little drive in middle of no where it was pitch black... as we were getting down to things.. this car approached from back and parked right behind me and left his headlights on. We thought he'd be doing something or waiting for someone but he was there for like half hour! and I was too scared to undress!! I had to drive somewhere else in the end cos he really truely creeped me out! PERVERT!!!
another one i can remember is when the metal bed frame collapsed! lol! didnt stop us though! haha xx

[Bush Bunny]

My partner and I have a habit of moving furnature during sex. It's not uncommon for the bed to end up in the middle of the room instead of against the wall. We were at the cottage this past summer and there was alot of really heavy and furious action happening in the bedroom. There was a loud crack and then a huge BANG and we were on the floor...we broke the bed. On that same trip to the cottage which is very remote in Northren Canada, we were naked on the dock and I was on my knees, his back to the lake. Just as he came, he caught sight of a boat full of fisherman passing by. I just about died on the spot but can laugh about it now.

[CleverName]

Me and my girlfriend were in my room and started to fool around. She told me she wanted to be tied up, and I happen to have some rope from my friends boat in my house. So I tied her up and was teasing her and what-not, an just as I put on my condom, My friends knock on my window! (blinds were closed) They knew I was home so I had to let them in or they would suspect somthing (my gf doesnt want anyone to know we have sex just yet, mainly because if her mom found out I would die, lol)We quickly put our clothes on but, she was tied at the ankles and her hands so I untied her hands and told her to get her ankles while I got the door. My friends came into my room and she was laying in my bed with a blanket over her lower half. Eventually they left, and then I found out she couldnt untie her legs and was hiding them under the balnket the whole time!! She wasnt able to put on her pants either because her legs were still tied! No one even knew! We laughed about it, then finished what we started

Ahh... that was a funny day!