08-31-2007, 09:09 PM
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my worst experience (cheer me up)
My First Asian
Here name first and last consisted of a total of 5 letters.... her name was short but she was tall... 5'8... petite and surprisingly well endowed... 3 Vodka Red Bulls later she was blitz and red to the face... I took her back to her room when the terrible happen... I sat there on the bed unable to... perform. I couldn't get it up with a forklift! I looked at myself, then at the condom, then at the girl.... I repeated.... paused... "I cant do this" a half hour of failed attempts she suggests "Well just put the condom on and maybe things will take course?" ... in my drunken stupor I walk over to the night table... take the condom out of the wallet and well... I was so drunk I ripped the condom in half... I was soon after asked to leave... theres my story... I was motivated by this post: http://www.thepeeq.com/Features/Colu...ray-You-in-Bed HOW THE HELL IS alcohol not a top 10?!! bull**** 
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09-01-2007, 02:56 AM
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My advice is don't use a forklift.
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