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08-08-2007, 04:55 PM
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Worried about getting older? Here's what you have to look forward to:
FIFTY PLUS HUMOR
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses. Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses? A: Their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "I remember these".
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08-08-2007, 06:29 PM
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Thats cute. I should show my mother but I bet she'd kill me.
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08-09-2007, 01:44 PM
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Worried about getting older? > The flip side
A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal and cereal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 103! When he died he left 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren and a 23 foot hole where the creamatorium used to be! Deep In The Heart of Texas
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Life without dancing? I don't think so...... The feet may learn the steps; yet only the spirit can dance! Dancing is the fastest way to get a girl alone and into your arms in public. The Tango smolders and burns. It ignites the heart, the soul, and yes, the libido. Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to Dance in the Rain! Dance as if nobody is watching.
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08-09-2007, 01:59 PM
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HAHAHA! I love it!
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08-10-2007, 11:00 PM
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