Golfing

[glockman]

I hope there are no golfers here. I don't want to offend anyone.

This man went to the emergency at the hospital. He had a broken nose, two black eyes and a broken arm. The doctor asked him what happened. He told the doctor that he and his wife were out golfing. On the seventh hole, they both hit their shot in opposite directions out into a cow pasture. The man went one way and his wife went the other. After looking for a few minutes the husband saw this cow and went over to investigate. After lifting up the cows tail, he saw a golfball stuck in the cows butt hole. He yelled to his wife and said, "honey, this looks like yours." "And that doc, is when it happened to me."

[Lovesdesire]

heh good one, heres one of my own, a tad chauvanistic

what can you tell about a women who's on her hands and knee's with cum dribbling down the corner of her mouth.

she's not level!:P

not a great one but its ok