Three blondes

[glockman]

Three blondes were walking along the beach when they find a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie came out and told them, " You can each have one wish."
The first blonde said, " I want to be smarter," so the genie made her into a redhead.
The second blonde said," I want to be smarter than her." So the genie made her a brunette.
The third blonde said," I want to be smarter than both of them." So the genie made her into a MAN.

[lustforlove]

you sexest steriotipical pig that is absolultly discusting! it's people like you who make me feel uncomfortable to be a natuaral blonde! you should be ashamed of yourself

[Lovesdesire]

oh my god, such a good joke, lmao love it.
stereo typical, who gives a rats ass?

heres a joke of my own
3 men are stowing away on the ship
1 is an irishman, another a scottishman and the other a englishman
the irishman asks "what should we do if anyone comes down here?"
the englishman replied "we'll hide in the sacks!"
so there playing a game of cards and here someone coming down the stairs.
they all quickly climb into sacks
the man kicks the sack with the englishman in "WOOF"
the man moves to the sack with the scottishman in and kicks it "MEOW"
the man comes to the final sack and kicks it, the irish man replies "POTATOES POTATOES"!!!
its good when you say it outloud with an irish accent on the potatoes bit

[lustforlove]

so we have a sexist and a racist now? what is the world coming to you lot have the worst sence of humour ever!

[Lovesdesire]

heres another one
there were was an english man, irish man and a scottishman on a plane
the plane catches fire
and the irishman bravely offers up the last 2 parachutes to the scottishman and english man
so the pair jump out
as they fall for a little while he jumps right out after em
PHWOOM, past the englishman
PHWOOM ,past the scottish man
as he lands a man runs over to him
with his dieing breath the irish man replies
I THOUGHT IT WAS A RACE!

[Lovesdesire]

racist?:P
whom are you calling a racist?

[Lovesdesire]

A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car.
She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I had in mind."
Frantically he offers her a new house.
Again she rejects his offer, "That's not quite what I had in mind."
Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?"
She retorts, "I'd like a divorce."
He answers, "I hadn't planned on spending quite that much."

[lustforlove]

thatis the most pathetis sence of humour i have ever see no itelect invovled in your jokes at all just taking the piss out of people different to yourself, i think it is absolutly appaling you discust me

[lustforlove]

and you are lovedesire! your being racist in your joke about the irish guy PIG!

[Lovesdesire]

lol ill make jokes against black people, white people, irish people, name a religion, i shall , name a race, i shall , thats what humour is, making fun of people or yourself and getting laughs, and this is ok as long as its all thought of as a joke, no need to be politically correct