Dentist

[glockman]

A man went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. When the dentist pulled out a big needle to numb the tooth the man said, " NO! NO!, I can't stand needles."
The dentist then picked up a gas mask and the man said, " No gas mask. I feel smothered with a mask on."
Then the dentist asked the man. " Are you ok with taking a pill?" The man said, " Yes, I am ok with that."
The dentist left and came back later and said, "Here are two Viagra pills."
The man said, I didn't know Viagra worked as a painkiller also."
The dentist said, "It doesn't, but you will need something to hold onto when I pull your tooth."

[Newtolove]

hehehe thats a good one except it should be noted 2 viagra pills will mean you won't need the dentist anymore as you will have a heart attack

[eminatic]

not so! my boyfried once took 2 and survived...although i would not recommend that anyone do that

[Newtolove]

well quantities vary between people thats why you MUST have it prescribed by a doctor who will also ascertain if it is really needed,

here in Italy a 50 yr old woman wanting to rekindle her husbands passion put two in his wine without telling him he hadn't finished the glass before he had a heart attack and luckily he survived else that could have counted as murder. perhaps one day we will be enlightened as to why it is sold over the ,counter like a vitamin pill and everyone is convinced it works wonders "the magic pill"

[eminatic]

where is it sold over the counter? you must have a perscription to get it here

[Newtolove]

I don't think so in Italy they are somewhat retarded here

[eminatic]

it is strictly regulated here...my boyfriend's doctor told him to take half, and instead he took two, like an idiot lol

at least he learned his lesson after that haha

[Newtolove]

well at the end of the day we have to take responsibility for ourselves saying I didn't know is not a very good excuse if you don't know don't do it