most unromantic thing ever said to you?:P

[Lovesdesire]

mine was..hurry up and stick it between my flaps

[cyclefreak]

shall we **** now?

[cyclefreak]

hmm, seems like 4 letter words are censored in this forum. The word I typed began with 'f', ended with 'k', and had 'uc' in the middle.

[Engage!]

It may be censored, but I'm sure everyone can tell what it was by the context, so I don't really see the point in censoring. Besides, if you're on a sex infomation forum and you haven't heard the "f word" or some of its synonyms, it's a bit strange. And I doubt that the asterisks would lower the potential offensive nature of its use.

[Engage!]

As for the most unromantic thing ever said to me --

Just f--k me and get it over with!

[Lovesdesire]

got another one, can't feel it
still get it...wtf -.-

[curious_woman]

"You're not doing it right! Use your hands on my balls too! Omfg I'll never cum at this rate"

That was my first experience with a blowjob...kinda surprises me sometimes that I actually love sucking cock. Lol

[learning]

Sorry but the towns painted red.....you'll have to f--k me up the ****ter!!

That was a girl i met in a pub many years back.....my first "taste" of international flavour!!

[Ephemera]

Learning, that's subtle.

Gross, heh.

[learning]

I was shocked beyond reproach!!

Maybe my original post did not indicate it......but (oops sorry for the pun!!), I high tailed it that night.

Look, one nighters back in those days where fairly common, but a back door entrance as an intro, that was a little to much for me!!