most unromantic thing ever said to you?:P

[Newtolove]

talk about sex in class no thats not romantic thats sluttish

[xkatex]

Most unromantic things ive ever had said to me would be.

1. In a room with this guy who very well new my name and kept saying "C'mon girl lets fcuk"

2. "Fcuk I cant get it up"

3. "Here ill finish it myself"

4. Can I poke you from behind

The 1st and 4th were on different occasions and the 2nd and 3rd were on the same one. This guy was about 3 inches when hard And I wasnt sure what to do with it cause no matter what I did it would never stay up.

[CrazyJenny]

My girlfriend isn't particularly romantic at times, and even though we're in love, she said this last week -

"Come on. I just want you to stick your tongue in me."

[DruityLoops]

well i got proposed to in my fiance's cousins bed. which is a single racing car bed. some people would think that unromantic but it was the sweetest thing thats ever happened to me

[lustforlove]

haha the most unromantic thing said to me was

"oh the other night when i was in france on a school trip jack put on the porn film and the star looked just like you, we all got so hard practicly over you."

i was not amused

[eth_stew]

Nothing like the previous posts, but one of my exes called me a "precious mass of protoplasm" once. I still find that amusing.

[K4L]

Originally Posted by LittleFury

I got one:
"zzzz... snore.... zzzzzzzzz"

Oh yes I hate that one. Got it last night.

Also last night - "Do you want me to jump you or do you want to jump me"

Errr snoring and then saying that after I wanted you to help arouse me. Errr no!

Or saying, "Are you horny?" When I am changing a nappy or doing something related to being a mum on my own - yk without some assistance (that is true foreplay, helping me out.)

[d4nte]

"Stay the hell away from me!"

[cyclefreak]

Originally Posted by eth_stew

Nothing like the previous posts, but one of my exes called me a "precious mass of protoplasm" once. I still find that amusing.

Heh, I like that one. Try repeating it after a few drinks!

[eminatic]

"hurry up and suck it before the food gets cold."