A Stupid Joke

cjb1981 · #1 (**permalink**) 04-29-2007, 07:44 PM

I've never even thought about starting a thread in this section, but what the hell. OK, the joke...

"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in fog? At least when you drive in fog, you don't have to see the @ss hole in front of you"

I know, I know, it sucks, but what the hell

sera300 · #2 (**permalink**) 04-29-2007, 08:16 PM

What's the one food proven to ruin your sex life?

Wedding Cake.

Browser · #3 (**permalink**) 04-30-2007, 07:47 PM

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

After 20 years, your job still sucks.

cjb1981 · #4 (**permalink**) 04-30-2007, 08:03 PM

Nice, very nice

HardNgood · #5 (**permalink**) 04-30-2007, 08:56 PM

Q: What do a woman’s arsehole and a 9 volt battery have in common?

A: You know it’s wrong, but you also know that sooner or later you’re gonna put your tongue on it

lovingman · #6 (**permalink**) 06-04-2007, 12:33 AM

Q: Why did the blond have bruses around her bellybutton?
A: because she has a blund boyfriend

i know! i know it sucks

cjb1981 · #7 (**permalink**) 06-04-2007, 04:38 PM

Why don't blondes like vibrators? Because they chip their teeth

Browser · #8 (**permalink**) 06-04-2007, 07:41 PM

What do you call a blonde with pigtails?

A blowjob with handles.

Engage! · #9 (**permalink**) 06-04-2007, 08:48 PM

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Browser · #10 (**permalink**) 06-05-2007, 07:13 PM

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant

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