Priceless...

[Maverick38II]

Mike wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Mike sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Mike looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.



He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the
table:

"Honey, breakfast is waiting for you downstairs, I left early to
do some shopping. I love you!"



He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Mike asks, "Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"



His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone lady, I'm married!"

Broken furniture - $85.26
Hot Breakfast - $ 4.20
Red Rose bud - $ 3.00
Two Aspirins - $ .38
Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless.

[moose_hd]

I will have to store that for future reference if/when I'm married one day...

[SexySass69]

Wow, that is like the idiot's guide to marriage.

The moral of the story is that you can be a total douchebag all day long and so long as you say the right thing and make your significant other laugh, you will not be divorced at the end of the day.

[BCS22]

I have heard it before but I totally agree it makes you feel good when your significant other is commited enough to you to remember completely smashed that he or she is in a relationship!

[ladypassion]

I love this. Some times you just get it right.

[Newtolove]

hehe for once something ends right I was trying to work out why she left him lol