Joke

[bjz99]

Ok, so since I saw that jokes were a part of this forum, I HAD to tell one of my favorite jokes.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy played in a mud puddle.
Wanna hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door.

[champloo]

heheheheh....funny...sorta...

it could be longer, or more in depth. it reminds me of that one joke with the three ducks...

ill tell it later.

[batman527]

hey, what the hell, I got a couple jokes. I'm Irish, let's have some tater-eater jokes!

A grizzled Irishman found an old lamp lying on the side of the road. When he rubbed the dirt off it, smoke poured out and a large green genie appeared. The genie told the Irishman he'd grant him three wishes. The Irishman said, "well, my first wish is to get a bottle of ale that never goes dry."

"Done" said the genie, and the Irishman found himself holding a large bottle of ale, which he promptly drank down, then watched with delight as it magically filled up again.

After the Irishman had emptied the bottle a dozen times, the impatient genie yelled at him, "what do you want for your other two wishes?"

"Oh," replied the Irishman, "just give me two more bottles like the first one."


What does a seven course Irish meal consist of?

A potato and a six-pack of Guiness.

Thank you! I'm here all week!

[champloo]

heh...

since i have time, here is the duck joke:

ok. there was three (3) ducks all in a pond. a policeman stops the 3 ducks, and pulls them out of the water for questioning. he goes to the first duck and says.

"ok, what is your name, and what have you been doing?"

the duck replies with, "im fred, and im blowing bubbles."

the officer says ok, throws him back into the pond, and goes to the second duck. he asks the second duck,

"Ok, what is your name, and what have you been doing?"

the duck then replies with "my name is dave, and im blowing bubbles."

the policeman took the duck and hefted him into the pond, as he did with the first duck. he goes up to the third duck, and asked it the same question he asked the other three.

the duck replies with, "im bubbles."


no applause, please.

[Pheonix_DeLoures]

HA! That's a version of the duck joke I've not heard.
My Duck Joke:

Guy walks into a bar, and he really needs to use the bathroom. So he asks he bartender if he can, and rushes off to the bathroom with a warning to be polite to the ducks.

He walks into the bathroom and the first thing he sees are these three ducks, and he really has no need to talk to ducks, so he goes to step around them.
But the three ducks move into his way and won't let him through.

Now he's a little annoyed, all he wanted was to go to the bathroom. So he looks at the first duck and says, "What's your name, and how's your day been?"

The Duck looks pleased at this and replies, "My name is Tom, and I've been in and out of puddles all day." And he toddles off with a happy look.

So this guy looks at the second duck and asks him the same question.

"My name is Harry, and I've been in and out of puddles all day." And he looks pleased and walks away.

Before the guy can ask the third duck the same question, it looks him right in the eye and says "My name's Puddles, and don't ask me how my day went."

[champloo]

hahahahaha!

that ones better than mine

[adam]

A student shows up to class a half-hour late. The teacher is cross and asks where he's been.

"On top of blueberry hill." And he takes his seat.

Another student walks into class after another half-hour, and the teacher asks where he's been.

"On top of blueberry hill."

A few minutes after that, a girl walks into class. The teacher, being a quick thinker, says, "Let me guess, you've been on top of blueberry hill."

"No, I am blueberry hill."

[batman527]

LOL, you guys, this is the same joke three times! Did you all buy the same Mad-Libs book from the porn shop or something?!?! I don't mean you, Champ. We all know you're too young to get into a porn shop

[bootylicious]

haha
A guy walks into a bar and sees a donkey in the corner with a bucket of money beside it. He goes to the bartender and asks what the money is for. The bartender says, "If anyone can make him laugh, they get the money."

So the guy asks if he can have a try. He goes over to the donkey and whispers something into its ear. Immediatly the donkey starts laughing and can't stop so the man takes the money and leaves.

The man comes back a week later and sees the donkey, still laughing, and two buckets full of money, he asks what those two buckets are for and the bartender tells him that whoever can make him cry get both buckets of money. The man asks if he can take the donkey into the restroom and his request is granted. The man and the donkey are in the restroom for a little while and when they come out the donkey is bawling!

The man takes the money and on his way out the door, he is signaled back to the bar by the bartender. The bartender asks what he told the donkey to make him laugh.

"Well, I told him that my dick is bigger than his."

"How did you get him to cry?" asks the bartender.

And the man replies by saying simply, "I proved it."

[batman527]

Originally Posted by bootylicious

haha
A guy walks into a bar and sees a donkey in the corner with a bucket of money beside it. He goes to the bartender and asks what the money is for. The bartender says, "If anyone can make him laugh, they get the money."

So the guy asks if he can have a try. He goes over to the donkey and whispers something into its ear. Immediatly the donkey starts laughing and can't stop so the man takes the money and leaves.

The man comes back a week later and sees the donkey, still laughing, and two buckets full of money, he asks what those two buckets are for and the bartender tells him that whoever can make him cry get both buckets of money. The man asks if he can take the donkey into the restroom and his request is granted. The man and the donkey are in the restroom for a little while and when they come out the donkey is bawling!...

This is the point where I realized what the punchline to this joke was going to be, and I laughed hysterically for about ten minutes about it. Rep points to you, and also my gratitude for giving me a new joke to use on my pervert friends.