Guts vs. Balls

Guts vs. Balls

GUTS: Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom and still having the guts to say, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS: Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

[ORANGE]

you might have the guts with the firsk remark

but with the second one you might not have the balls anymore....snip snip

[batman527]

Originally Posted by ORANGE

you might have the guts with the firsk remark

but with the second one you might not have the balls anymore....snip snip

I emailed this to my GF, here was her ironic response...

"That was so funny! I showed it to all my friends in the lab! By the way, if you EVER say that to me, I'm gonna go Loraina Bobbit on your ass!"

She's probably not kidding. Well, only one way to find out! Bar-muda triangle here I come!

[champloo]

lol...you wouldnt.

i thought it was mildly funny, but also crude to the ladies.