The Thirteen daze of Christmas

[ShadowLynnParker]

The Thirteen Daze of Christmas
By Bob D. Caterino

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a wonderful S.T.D.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two that made a threesome and a wonderful S.T.D.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three pregnancy tests, two that made a threesome and a wonderful S.T.D.
On the forth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four hundred dollars, three pregnancy tests, two that made a threesome and a wonderful S.T.D.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five doctor visits, four hundred dollars, three pregnancy tests, two that made a threesome and a wonderful S.T.D.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six ultimatums, five doctor visits, four hundred dollars, three pregnancy tests, two that made a threesome and a wonderful S.T.D.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven pages of prenup, six ultimatums, five doctor visits, four hundred dollars, three pregnancy tests, two that made a threesome and a wonderful S.T.D.
On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me, *eight lousy lawyers, seven pages of prenup, six ultimatums, five doctor visits, four hundred dollars, three pregnancy tests, two that made a threesome and a wonderful S.T.D.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine courtroom hearings, eight lousy lawyers, seven pages of prenup, six ultimatums, five doctor visits, four hundred dollars, three pregnancy tests, two that made a threesome and a wonderful S.T.D.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten eviction notices, nine courtroom hearings, eight lousy lawyers, seven pages of prenup, six ultimatums, five doctor visits, four hundred dollars, three pregnancy tests, two that made a threesome and a wonderful S.T.D.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven days to get out, ten eviction notices, nine courtroom hearings, eight lousy lawyers, seven pages of prenup, six ultimatums, five doctor visits, four hundred dollars, three pregnancy tests, two that made a threesome and a wonderful S.T.D.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Twelve angry jurors, eleven days to get out, ten eviction notices, nine courtroom hearings, eight lousy lawyers, seven pages of prenup, six ultimatums, five doctor visits, four hundred dollars, three pregnancy tests, two that made a threesome and a wonderful S.T.D.
On the thirteenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Half of his earnings for the years we were together and the house and the car and the prize winning poodles and.......

[Brandye]

Too true for some. Maybe part of why I never married. I hope you are enjoying Rye. The town, not the drink.