Why do I Witness Everything Random?

[MasterBater101]

Hehehe cyclops dude...

Ok anyways this is a list of everything random that has happened to me

1) Éric and I were walking through the forest outside of the small town of Wimberly, Texas and then there was a cow just standing there in the middle of the woods staring at us and we walk away then a hobo sees us and starts chasing us leaving behind a bag full of (probably empty) beer cans and we get scared and run, later through the forest we trip over an enormus salt lick and the hobo gives up and goes back to his beer cans.

2) I am usually a klutz and I was walking through the hallways at my highschool and was thinking naïvely "Wow I am really coordinated today!!!" and then right afterwards I am about a few steps away from the stairs and fall flat on my face and roll down three flights of stairs to the floor below, people rushed over to me thinking I was dead or something and when they saw that I was laughing so hard I couldn't talk, much less stand up they all laughed too.

3) My teacher told me that I spend so much time on the computer that if it weren't for the amazingly quick reflexes in my eyes and fingers I would be classified as a vegatable.

4) After Gizelle drove the car into Le Cap-Est Resort (further down on the page) she told me that her dad grounded her and only let her out of the closet for school and for two days was left in there with alot of water and a loaf of bread and I stupidly asked her what she did with the bread and (I am laughing just typing it) she said "I moulded it into a unicorn what the hell do you think I did with it? Something stupid like eat it as a source for food? You are retarded, François." and of course with her being so artistic and creative and so perverted she could have moulded it into any number of items to pleasure herself with in her boredom.

I always witness everything random

1) I saw a sherrif steal a cinderblock from an elementary school.

2) I was in a car when my friend, Gizelle, accidentally stepped on the clutch and drove it into Le Cap-Est Resort in the town we lived in on Martinique called Saint François about 25 km from Fort-de-France International Airport

3) I was on a trampoline with Gizelle, Éric, Théo (not my brother), Avril, and Antoine and we heard this random moo sound and we looked over the fence and there was a baby calf standing outside the gate to the backyard looking at us and mooing.

4) On vacation in Florida I was near the Okachobee Lake area and saw a really old man beating a seventeen year old guy with a potted palm tree.

So any comments on how bizzare my life is?

[Edit: I forgot some]

[oberon]

M. Dubois, have you by any chance thought of getting your own PERSONAL blog site? *

[thetease13]

livejournal is your friend

[MasterBater101]

I don't know, I am HTML illiterite and I thought this would fit in entertainment...Ah! I can't think. I am so tired right now I am basically the vegatable again