This Is Disturbing--Yet Oh So Funny

[MasterBater101]

Ok my roommate and I were really bored and so he says "François, jouons un jeu de Pokémon!" (François, lets play a Pokémon game) and I say "D'où l'enfer a fait cela est venu?" (Where the hell did that come from?) and he says "Je ne sais pas." (I don't know) so then he goes to get the Gamecube and gets a copy of Pokémon Colosseum and I am playing and am so bored doing so and then this bug thing comes out of the ball (there has got to be a better way to say that) I think it was called a Beautifly and for reference I will find a picture and will be shown after the story but anyways, the bug appears and then he gets an erection and runs to the bathroom and I look in the direction of the bathroom door and say "Éric, quelle la baise faites-vous?" (Eric, what the f*** are you doing?) and there was no response and then I hear this moaning noise and was getting creeped out and then I hear the toilet flush and it doesn't take that much of an imagination to figure out what he was doing in there but a Pokémon gave him an erection! and this is a beautifly.

Any comments?

Oh and this is random but I need to know the lyrics to the song "I'm Still Here" by John Rzeznik in French exactly matching the song and it is hard for me because I can't even find the English lyrics much less translate it accuratly to the song...

[Edited for grammatical errors]

[Mia]

you're french? thats hot!

that is a funny story...maybe he has an insect fetish

[MasterBater101]

Yeah I am French and if he does have an insect fetish that is...undescribably strange, especially for him...You know I will ask him later.

[babalaza]

hi, maybe it was not the pokemon, maybe you are just to hot for him to handle. (I am guessing you are a girl since your name is francois and ur roomate is a guy, am i right?)

btw, how come ur roomate is a guy?

[MasterBater101]

No not at all, the femine form of François is Françoise (note the 'e' at the end) and he and I are best friends. I am a man of 18 and he has never had any homosexual tendencies and we are both metrosexual...Wow that was alot about me and most of it was completley irrelevent. But it would be even more confusing if my name was Dominique since that is femine and masculine also you can tell my gender by my middle name, Raoul which is only masculine.

And my roommate is a guy because we are practically brothers and have been friends since I moved to Martinique and then when I wanted to go to the University of Texas well he had already applied there without my knowlege and living in Austin with some of the apartment rates, it was easier to split the rent. We also have an understanding that "when either his or my bedroom doors are locked do not knock" if you catch my drift...

[Edited for spelling]