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A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn.
He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns
With his skin already starting to blister and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes *continuous *intravenous *feeding *with saline, electrolytes, *a *sedative *and *a *Viagra *pill *every four hours.
The nurse who is rather astounded says, "What good will Viagra do him, Doctor?"
"It'll *keep *the *sheets *off *his *legs."
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