How many dogs...

[oberon]

Okay... this isn't even close to being about sex, but I thought it was funny. *Since I love dogs (and do some dog-sitting) I know most of these and they are soooo true...lol.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring
that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys
in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the
light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these
people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed
any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no
one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't
see a light bulb?

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the
carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there
...

13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs
in a little circle ...

15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my
nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People
change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will
it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a
massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE
MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.

[lilly2279]

Eeeek, I love that!!! Too cute!

I was actually wondering if cats would be mentioned.

Growing up with poodles, being the past owner of a golden retriever, and current owner of a labrador and two cats, it totally fits!

he he.

[Sailormanjack]

This reminds me.

The dog says:
"They feed me, they pet me, they tend to my needs. They must be gods."

The cat says:
"They feed me, they pet me, they tend to my needs. I must be god."

[ShadowLynnParker]

A dog is mans best friend but a womens bed warmer. A dog thinks like a three year old but a cat thinks like a yale grad.