Mouse

[Sailormanjack]

How did the mouse feel after the cat chased it through a screen door?

Strained.

[HerPleasure06]

Lol its kind of a groaner

[Sailormanjack]

Yes, HerPleasure, it is a groaner. That's because the intended audience for this kind of joke is third or fourth graders. I'm fond of such jokes. Here's another one:

Why do radio announcers have small hands?

(The following should probably be read aloud) "Small pause for station identification."

[Sailormanjack]

This blonde is driving her little red sports car and is signalled to pull over by a cop. As it happens, the cop is a blonde woman also.

"Let me see your license," the cop asks.

The blonde looks through her bag and has no luck.

"I can't seem to find it. What does it look like?" she asks.

"Well, it's square and it has your picture on it," the cop says.

The blonde goes through her bag again, finds a mirror and hands it to the cop.

"I'm not going to give you a citation," says the blonde cop. "When I pulled you over, I didn't know that you were a cop, too."

[lilly2279]

Aaaaaggghhhh! That was too funny.

I'm gonna memorize it and tell my friends.

[Sailormanjack]

Here's another one for the eight-year-old set.

Read it out loud.

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

[lilly2279]

I remember that one. You know a good place for those corny jokes? On the current Kool-Aid drink bag thingies - you know like capri sun, only it's kool-aid.. right now they have jokes like that on the back. We drink them on the go all the time and my boyfriend and I will always ask the riddle to the other person and see if they can guess it.

One is his was the one you just said and I got it right cuz I remembered it from like 3rd grade. lol.

[Sailormanjack]

Okay, this one is certainly not for eight-year-olds. It's a play on words.

As I mentioned elsewhere on the board, one of my wives relished mff threesomes -- as do I. She like to call them a
menage a twat.

[HerPleasure06]

house has pussy?

[Sailormanjack]

A blonde is taking the sun beside a lake. She is reclining on a chaise lounge.

A car comes to a stop across the lake and a blonde steps out. She shouts, "How do I get to the other side?"

The first blonde answers, "You're already on the other side."