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[Sailormanjack]

Warning: This one may be somewhat crude.

A man sits down at a bar. There is one barman present and only one other customer, a plain-looking woman.

"I'll have a scotch on the rocks and ask that douche bag what she'd like," the man says.

"Sir, that's no way to refer to a lady; but I'll ask her what she'd like to drink."

A moment later that barman returns and says, "She'll have a vinegar and water."

[Sailormanjack]

A man enters the house and shouts to his gf, "F F."

"E.F.," she counters.

"No, F.F.," he says.

"No, no. E.F., she says.

"Okay," he says, "we'll eat first."


The above was told to me over a beer at Donahue's Bar by Robert Clancy, one time director of the Henry George School of Social Science. He was a brilliant and dignified man, which made a joke like this coming from him all the better.

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