Gravestone

[wildshyild]

Hey this was an idea I had for my b/f .
I got it one day while we were laying in the bed, sort of recovering from what we just did (heh ) .
JB said : "I can't bend my legs. I feel like a zombie"
Me: "oh yay,necrophilia. what larks. If two zombies f***,is it called necrophilia?"
JB: "No--just really awkward. anyways,who'd want to f*** a zombie?"
Me: "uhm...........I can think of one good reason to f*** a dead person--they can't complain. Literally. And they'd be forever stiff"

Yeah, we're weird.
Anyways, here was my idea that John just LOVED.
If John dies before I do,he wwants an epitath ,saying:

John B----
20 September 1975- (?)
A Loving Husband and Father <-- (if we get m.,have kids)
Forever Stiff



hahaha
Well,at least we thought it was hilarious.
That's our idea,now. No body can steal it! I'm watching youse !
*wags finger*


LIV T.