Potentially and Realistically

[oberon]

A young boy approaches his father and asks:

"Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and
'realistically'?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered:

"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars....

And then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars.

Come back and tell me what you learned from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked:

"Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an
opportunity like that."

The boy then went to his sister and asked:

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied: "Oh my God! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity!"

The boy then went to his brother and asked:

"Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"

The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied:

"Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars....

But realistically, we're living with two sluts and a homosexual."

[Rawbob]

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